Barrow a dog/puppy and go to the park. Bring a broken leash.
Barrow a kid and go to the same park and get the kid to break the ice. "Fall down fake hurt near some babe." Make sure you look very concerned. Maybe tell her that his mom left you two.
Tell her your a "Big Brother."
Search the local "Metro Pulse" edition for events, outdoor etc. Folk art or musical. Seems to attract cool chicks sometimes. This may require some pre-event google studying. Bring cheat cards.
Go to a protest and act concerned. Who cares what protest it is, just watch out for cameras and avoid being on the 6 o"clock news.
Bookstores are good. Make sure you carry a book about something crappy like love. Make it noticable. Hide the Hot Rod mag in the center and read it.
Compliments, women love these things. Why? I havn't a clue, but they work. Nice hair, whats that your wearing, do you work out. Don't say crap like "Did it hurt?" When you fell from Heaven? Or, your eyes are like bla bla bla bla. They know the deal.
Asking questions and listen to women. Getting them to talk is key. They don't give a rats a$$ what you have done in your past and don't want to hear it. They like men who listen and are interested in THEM. Thank goodness Im half deaf. I just turn my bad ear that way and nod.
Hang in there bro, you'll get through it.
Theres always the inflatable kind
