Calm down there Devil Dog! By the way, it's Hoorah. Trust an older Jar Head. Hey, are you a shell back yet?
Seriously, someone get a job over there. I need to get back on my feet money wise. this is a good way to do it, and if I die, it's not that big of a loss. Yeah my family would cry and miss me every now and then, but in the grand scheme of things, no one will really care. Come on get me out there. Hell hire me to find Bin Laden. Or any other sorry MF that needs killing, er I mean capturing.
Later guys.