They call them Love Bugs because they "Fly United"
Take a road trip and you have to stop every 100 miles to clean your windshield. We don't get them much in East Texas, but they get thick in Louisiana and Mississippi. Believe it or not, Coca Cola cleans them off really well.
You can do the Styling Bar, just measure carefully. BTW, is your interior the parchment color? If so, black verts are awesome with the matching parchment styling bar.