Never underestimate the creativity of a Midwest redneck.
j/k, great story, though! We did similar things a few years back. It was "Battle of the 2.5L's" with an S-10 and a Grand Am as the bumper cars in a mad game of TAG!

I think the highlight of the evening was going through the moto-X track and ending up with the rear end of the S-10 almost through the windshield of the Grand Am.