Man I was just cruising around in my step mom's '92 LX Convertible, having a good time listening to some tunes when I pull up to a red light and there's this F-15 eagle with his left turn signal on waiting for a change. So the light turns and I follow him for a bit, being carefull not to drive too close behind him

So then we get to another light and I roll my window down, he's got his canopy open. I rev it a bit showing off my 5.0 litre engine and he strokes the throttles on his ride almost deafening me right there. I YELL nice sounding engine whatcha got there? "Dual P&W F100 Turbofans, combined 58,000 pounds of thrust w/ afterburners" I'm like cool i got a 302 N/A bone stock wanna race? He gives me an odd look so I lunge forward a bit and he gets ready to go. Light changes and BOOM instantly I have a 2 car jump on him and he's pulling like crazy though and I see those afterburners come on but then the AOD shifts into 3rd and I gain another 5 car lenghts. After this he flys up and away so I think I won.
Yeah!!!