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Old 10-29-2001, 12:46 PM   #3
topless tire fryer
All show, some go 4 now!
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Franklin, NH
Posts: 175
Cool

You guys haven't seen the new masterrice.com adds:

Stickers for products you can't afford and paint schemes you can't imagine on your car -50 hp

20" rims, painted a different color then the car and not matching any of the stickers you added - 100 hp

Moms dinning room table screwed to your trunk and painted to match your rims - 150 hp

Flames shooting out of your tailpipe, melting your rear bumper cover and making you the "hot sh*t" with the 15 year old girls - priceless.

Some things money can buy, but for real HP get a V8.


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'95 Chrome Yellow GT ragtop, KN filter charger, Dynomax cat back, Accel plugs and wires, Chromed '95 Cobra R's (bought for $19.95, now 2 are warped!).
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