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Old 01-12-2001, 05:36 PM   #2
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Full metal Jacket;

Sergent: HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE?

Soldier: SIR! SIX FEET SIR!

Sergent: BULLSH*T! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACK SH*T THAT HIGH!

or---

Sergent: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL PRIVATE?

Soldier: SIR! NO SIR!

Sergent: BULLSH*T! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL RIGHT THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!


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