Damn straight, they are both from "Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail" Here are some more
lady "Who is that man?"
man "he must be a king"
lady "a king, what makes you think that?"
man "he ain't got sh*t all over em!"
and
King Arthur "We have ridden here since the end of the snows"
Frenchman "What do you mean ridden, you've got two halves of a coconut and you're banging them together!"
King Arthur "Nevermind"
Frenchman "Where did you get them?"
King Arthur "We found them along the trail."
Frenchman "Listen, coconuts are subtropical, we're in a temperate zone!"
King Arthur "The swallow may fly south for the winter, yet it is no stranger to our land."
Frenchman "Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE???"
King Arthur "No, not at all, it could be carried."
Frenchman "Carried??? By what, a swallow??!"
King Arthur "It could grip it by the husk."
Frenchman [B]IT'S NOT A QUESTION OF WHERE IT GRIPS IT!!!! It's a simple equation of weight ratios."
King Arthur "I don't have time for this, I must speak with your master!"
Frenchman "Listen, a 5oz swallow cannot carry a 2lb coconut!"
It keeps going for a while hehe!
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