Hey scottie! I've missed you! Are you envited to the wedding? It's going to be Beautiful! I can see it now....me in my KICKWEAR RAVER PANTS, your mom in her leopard skin thong, lots of tin cans tied to the back of my HONDA ACCORD. Did i mention it has 320 rear wheel horse power. It'll woop your comaro any day.
She told me how you did not want to wear that brides maid dress because it made your a$$ look big, and your boobs were to small. Lets compromise....you can be the little girl that sprinkles out the flower pettles, and only have to wear the dress for that part of the wedding. And i'll even let you have a sip of champaigne at the reception. YOU"RE SUCH A LITTLE CUTTIE WITH THAT PINK BOW IN YOUR HAIR!! Light Em Up!!!
DAD
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