Back from outta town today, I was glad to see my car again, especially since i waxed it before i left. A quick circle chek revealed bird sh*t all over the left quater panel

It's like a f*cking taradactal saved it for a week, then let loose on the Stang.
Cruisin' with my girlfriend later tonight (who is no longer since an hour ago) top down, enjoying the sun. We pull up at a light, then BAM! A f*cking seagull dive bombed us outta nowhere!
It's all over the X's skirt, and inside door panel

Do i have to carry a Mossberg from now on?