My next door neighbor is a major ricer. Has some kind of Import with V-Tec stickers all over it and "Powered by JGHDCKHFLE, some japenese lettering" Tim C says it translates into powered by Turd.
He's always "tuning" his car.
He calls tunning taking of the tires and rotating them. His girlfriend (who was extremely cute) came over and asked if they could borrow one of my Lug Wrenches. She said his wheels keep coming loose and about fall off.
I supressed a big laugh and handed her my Lug Wrench. Later on the week his mom came over and told me someone in a Red Mustang chased him and made him spin out into a ditch. She lies like hell all the time, so does he. They probably think it was me, I heard what really happened was that his wheel fell off while going 40 MPH.
Now hes ricing up his moms 98 Escort ZX2. Theres all kinds of stickers all over it and I heard him telling one of his crack smoking friends that he can dust Mustang GT's all day long in it.
Yeah right. His one friend said that since he lowered his Civic he could hang with Z28'S and GT's. Its got these garish 20 inch rims and stickers all over the place, the windows, the body, and the huge wing.
THey always talk loud enough that I can hear them when I'm outside. And when my friends come over in there Mustangs and old fords they stand outside till we leave. Dont know why. Maybe they want to see what real power is!
Clueless.