I have no suggestions, sorry, i'm a horribly uncreative person, but a quick (true) story:
Guy that i knew went to hospital with his wife cause she was about to have the baby. He left at some point to get food, bathroom, or something, when he came back, his wife was asleep after giving birth. One of the nurses handed him forms to fill out with babies name an birth info, etc. He went to the newborn room to look at his new child whil filling out the forms, and saw that his child's crib had a tag that said "female" on it (as well as other hostpital mumbo-jumbo), and in his excitement, he thought that that was the name his wife had chosen for their daughter. It stuck (it was on the birth certificate....) and her name is female, pronounced F(long "e")-m(short "a")l-(short "e").
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