hey PGkelly, you read my mind! Damn that was funny!
My favorites:
"Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation."
"Sorry I'm late, but I got hammered last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
...man those really hit home with me. Keep posting stuff like this
, it made my day!
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'84 Mustang 5.0 LX
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