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Old 11-27-2001, 12:07 PM   #7
Mercury
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Luckily I've never had anyone steal any emblems or gas caps (Its so dam easy to steal a gas cap on the Early Stangs).

I have had my attena broken off, and a mirror broken off before. Nothing for a while.

Maybe thats because of this little story I'm about to tell you all.

A while back, I had stayed up on a Friday night (Usually stay up till 4 anyway) to watch a movie, I think it was Big Trouble in Littel China, if I remember correctly.

Well anyway, I went outside in the front yard to smoke a cigarette, I was in my boxers and thats it. It was like 3 in the morning, just standing next to the big tree in my front yard.

I heard some kids running and looked to see my nieghbor (Whos a complete RICER) and some of his friends running down the street throwing eggs at houses.

They were running right towards me, and the Nieghbor Kid threw a bunch of eggs at my Diane (64 1/2 with the 289) and my moms Caddillac (79 Fleetwood). My blood pressure shot up to about 8000 PSI. I WAS P!SSED. I could feel my eye twitching away.

The kids ran right infront of me with out seeing me (Well it was late as hell, and I was next to a tree) Man, I ran towards them like a Freight train with no brakes flying down hill.

I knocked over 2 of them (Onto the road) They fell pretty hard and just layed there. I had my sites set on the punk Nieghbor kid, Best part about it, he didnt see me coming, None of them did.

I Hit him so hard with my shoulder he Flew about 5-6 feet back and hit the road hard. Finally they saw me, and I only got one of the two left. 4 out of the 5 aint to bad.

I was in an extreme fit of RAGE at that time, The Nieghbor kid was stitting up on the street now, shaking his head, I walked over there grabbed him by his neck and "Helped" him to his feet. I grabbed one of the other two by the back of his neck and led them to my nieghbors house. The other two just followed along, well I gave them incentive to. I then realized I still had my cigarette in my mouth. I dont know how I kept it there.

I was swearing at those kids, suprised i didnt wake everyone in the neighborhood up. After I "escorted" them back to his house, I told them I'd see them Bright and Early in the morning.

Next morning, all the family's cars got washed, all 5, even though only two were egged, and they washed my garage doors.

No ones messed with my car since. Guess I know who it was, or who told people not to ***** with someones car.
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2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars.

Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.
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