What your car says about you

gsxkilla · 03-14-2002, 10:16 PM

What Your Car Says About You.

Acura Integra: I've always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX: I'm impotent

Audi Quattro: I enjoy passing on the median

BMW Z3: I'm out and I'm proud

Buick Park Avenue: I'm older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Catera : I learned nothing from the Cimarron

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville: I'm a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the crap out of people

Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chevrolet Malibu (new style): I gave in to the advertising, and bought a car that I know Japan has been building for 10 years.

Chevrolet Monte Carlo: I have no front teeth and a mullet.

Chevrolet Sprint: I think I can, I think I can.

Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall

Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my trunk

Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education

Dodge Avenger: I'm a rich daddy's girl who thinks my car can outrun a Firebird.

Dodge Dakota: I am too macho to drive a compact truck, but I'm too much of a wuss to drive a full size truck.

Dodge Dart: I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Dodge Neon: I enjoy seeing Saturns, Honda Civics, Chevy
Cavaliers, and Ford Escorts in my rearview mirror

Ford F-150: I like a truck that will fall apart when I try to load it to its rated payload.

Ford Probe: I like to think it's a Mustang.

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Taurus: I hate driving

Geo Storm: I'll start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker: I'll start 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol: I've always said; half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic: I've just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years to get this car

Hyundai Tiburon: I wanna be!

Infiniti G20: I couldn't afford a real Infiniti.

Infiniti Q45: I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Jaguar XJS V-12: I'm so rich I'll pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year

Jeep Grand Cherokee: I need a vehicle that can tackle the speed bumps at the mall.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lexus LS400: I'm the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45

Lincoln Navigator: I don't mind that I paid $50,000 for a Ford Expedition with two extra reflectors on the tailgate

Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL: have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

MGB: I'm dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon: I enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock and a mullet

Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944: I'm dating big haired women that otherwise wouldn't look at me

Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic)

Saturn SL1: I don't care that street sweepers pass me on the road

Toyota Camry: I've always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Toyota Tercel: I wish I had a Honda Civic

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I'm out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus: Dude! were's the joint?

Volvo 740 Wagon: I'm frightened of my wife

Yugo: I remember when the only thing that exploded in Yugoslavia was its cars.

This isn't from me but it still kills me. Enjoy

03-14-2002, 10:16 PM	#1
gsxkilla Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 48	What your car says about you What Your Car Says About You. Acura Integra: I've always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX: I'm impotent Audi Quattro: I enjoy passing on the median BMW Z3: I'm out and I'm proud Buick Park Avenue: I'm older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Catera : I learned nothing from the Cimarron Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville: I'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the crap out of people Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chevrolet Malibu (new style): I gave in to the advertising, and bought a car that I know Japan has been building for 10 years. Chevrolet Monte Carlo: I have no front teeth and a mullet. Chevrolet Sprint: I think I can, I think I can. Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my trunk Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education Dodge Avenger: I'm a rich daddy's girl who thinks my car can outrun a Firebird. Dodge Dakota: I am too macho to drive a compact truck, but I'm too much of a wuss to drive a full size truck. Dodge Dart: I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Dodge Neon: I enjoy seeing Saturns, Honda Civics, Chevy Cavaliers, and Ford Escorts in my rearview mirror Ford F-150: I like a truck that will fall apart when I try to load it to its rated payload. Ford Probe: I like to think it's a Mustang. Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Taurus: I hate driving Geo Storm: I'll start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker: I'll start 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol: I've always said; half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic: I've just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years to get this car Hyundai Tiburon: I wanna be! Infiniti G20: I couldn't afford a real Infiniti. Infiniti Q45: I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Jaguar XJS V-12: I'm so rich I'll pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year Jeep Grand Cherokee: I need a vehicle that can tackle the speed bumps at the mall. Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lexus LS400: I'm the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45 Lincoln Navigator: I don't mind that I paid $50,000 for a Ford Expedition with two extra reflectors on the tailgate Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL: have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole MGB: I'm dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock and a mullet Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944: I'm dating big haired women that otherwise wouldn't look at me Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic) Saturn SL1: I don't care that street sweepers pass me on the road Toyota Camry: I've always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Toyota Tercel: I wish I had a Honda Civic Volkswagon Cabriolet: I'm out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus: Dude! were's the joint? Volvo 740 Wagon: I'm frightened of my wife Yugo: I remember when the only thing that exploded in Yugoslavia was its cars. This isn't from me but it still kills me. Enjoy __________________ Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time: "Chevrolet"