a poem for our 4 banger friends

tireburner163 · 11-24-2001, 12:54 PM

I posted this awhile back, but it was so funny I had to do it again

Twas the night before Christmas and caught and the light,

Was a domestic V-8 with no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try this small motor,

To beat this five-o, even with its big stroker,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

The five-o erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,

But I know I'm in trouble when that V-8 gets traction,

Grabbing second I heat the RPM sing,

My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,

All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,

In a secound the shockwave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,

Just try to act cool like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

You can't win them all, he says in fling,

You may not win any, in that silly thing,

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.

Five0 · 11-24-2001, 02:26 PM

I think it has been almose a year since I heard that, but it is still funny.

Thanks I needed a good laugh.

srv1 · 11-24-2001, 02:46 PM

dude, i never heard that before! shopping cart wing...hahaha

89stang306 · 11-24-2001, 08:15 PM

That was great. I am printing that out at and posting it at work.

cyberstang5.0 · 11-24-2001, 09:10 PM

hahaha

that was histerical!

blk85pony50 · 11-24-2001, 10:25 PM

that is to funny bro

Green99GT · 11-24-2001, 10:35 PM

LOL that is pretty funny

but comming from the turbo DSM world i would have to say not all 4bangers are slow but i know it was about rice... not about someone who actually spent money on mods

inferno · 11-24-2001, 11:46 PM

That has been around the net for a while....too bad the mongoose is locked up....

1969Mach1 · 11-25-2001, 12:31 AM

hahaha..... now that is funny. =) There is my Christmas card this year.

I love that. lol

Crazy Horse GT · 11-25-2001, 12:35 AM

that is cool hehe

89mustang · 11-25-2001, 02:00 AM

HA HA, dude that is the best christmas poem i've heard in a long time. I am in the process of printing it, i think ill leave it on the windows of some of the local ricers in my town.

Mercury · 11-25-2001, 02:25 AM

That my friends is a beautifull piece of poetry. Thats what I'll read my GrandKids (If I ever have any

) on Christmass eve.

Godslayer · 11-25-2001, 04:42 PM

does anyone remember when somebody posted alternate lyrics for Ice Ice Baby? Man that was some funny dung. If someone knows what I am taling about, repost it so we can all have a good laugh again.

bri32z · 11-25-2001, 07:25 PM

I choked on my coke reading that one.....soda all over my screen.....

11-24-2001, 12:54 PM	#1
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	a poem for our 4 banger friends I posted this awhile back, but it was so funny I had to do it again Twas the night before Christmas and caught and the light, Was a domestic V-8 with no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try this small motor, To beat this five-o, even with its big stroker, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The five-o erupts in a cloud of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V-8 gets traction, Grabbing second I heat the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing, I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a secound the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, You can't win them all, he says in fling, You may not win any, in that silly thing, I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night. __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

11-24-2001, 02:26 PM	#2
Five0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: middleburg, fl, usa Posts: 1,134	I think it has been almose a year since I heard that, but it is still funny. Thanks I needed a good laugh. __________________ James Cox RHC Member #44 nochevy@hotmail.com 1991 Mustang LX Dart iron eagle block, 4340 28oz 347 crank, 4340 h-beam rods, probe ultra light pistons canfield heads “race ported by Brent Frazier”, solid roller cam and lifters “custom grind”, kooks 1 7/8" race headers, and much more. Engine built by Brent Frazier.

11-24-2001, 02:46 PM	#3
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	dude, i never heard that before! shopping cart wing...hahaha __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

11-24-2001, 08:15 PM	#4
89stang306 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Jacksonville N.C. Posts: 9	That was great. I am printing that out at and posting it at work. __________________ 89 notch, best ET, 13.719 at 98.24 2002 GT, no times yet. Soon enough.

11-24-2001, 10:25 PM	#6
blk85pony50 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: longisland n.y Posts: 5	that is to funny bro __________________ .....marc .....85 vert

11-24-2001, 09:10 PM	#5
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	hahaha that was histerical!

11-24-2001, 10:35 PM	#7
Green99GT Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: PA, USA Posts: 19	LOL that is pretty funny but comming from the turbo DSM world i would have to say not all 4bangers are slow but i know it was about rice... not about someone who actually spent money on mods __________________ 1999 mustang GT 2.5 MAC Cat-back K&N filter

11-24-2001, 11:46 PM	#8
inferno The Instigator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: So Cal and Houston Posts: 764	That has been around the net for a while....too bad the mongoose is locked up.... __________________ The most powerful weapon known to man is the human brain....unfortunately, many people are walking around unarmed.

11-25-2001, 12:31 AM	#9
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha..... now that is funny. =) There is my Christmas card this year. I love that. lol __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

11-25-2001, 12:35 AM	#10
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	that is cool hehe __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

11-25-2001, 02:00 AM	#11
89mustang Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tahlequah,OK Posts: 49	HA HA, dude that is the best christmas poem i've heard in a long time. I am in the process of printing it, i think ill leave it on the windows of some of the local ricers in my town. __________________ My car: 1984 Ford Mustang GT with the GT 350 20th annaversary package, only 80k miles on it. . . trying to decide if i should restore or mod the crap outta it. Old ride: 89 mustang LX with a paxton NOVI 1000 strapped to the 5.0 with a 3.55 rearend. " FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS DRIVE IMPORTS!"

11-25-2001, 02:25 AM	#12
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	That my friends is a beautifull piece of poetry. Thats what I'll read my GrandKids (If I ever have any ) on Christmass eve. __________________ 64 1/2 "D" code Red Mustang Coupe. Red Baron, 2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars. Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.

11-25-2001, 04:42 PM	#13
Godslayer Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Largo, FL USA Posts: 274	does anyone remember when somebody posted alternate lyrics for Ice Ice Baby? Man that was some funny dung. If someone knows what I am taling about, repost it so we can all have a good laugh again. __________________ Negative Mustang @ present time.

11-25-2001, 07:25 PM	#14
bri32z street racing junkie Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 231	I choked on my coke reading that one.....soda all over my screen.....

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