More stuff that pisses Hammer off...

[Hammer]

List of things:
1. Baseball- Bunch of rich a-holes who play a ******* GAME for a living, and then complain that they need more money... Combine that and its about as exciting as Golf (*ugh*), and you have the reason I gave up on it in the mid 80s.

2. Terrorists- I would love to be in the Delta team member's mind when he lines up a bead on Osama's head through a night scope. (If it hasn't already happened)

3. People who can't speak English in jobs that require communication- I'm all for equality, but come on folks, if I can't understand the dude behind the mic at the drive through, and he can't understand me... How the hell can that be good for sales?

4. Fake Patriotism- Somehow EVERYONE is patriotic now after 9\11... What about those of us who actually flew flags in our lawns and driveways long BEFORE that?

5. Teenagers- How the hell do some of these spoiled, big-*** jean wearing idiots make it to adulthood? I swear, sometimes I gotta wonder how parents just don't wax them and hide the bodies in the basement.... They don't even make it to teenagehood anymore. Was in line at the grocery store last week and an 8 to 10 year old kid called his mom a ***** right in front of me.... and then, SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! Hell, I just about exploded right then and there... Add to that all the rich 16 year old high school kids around here driving Jags, Mercedes, Vettes. Friend of mine has a 16 year old son that told him that it was his RIGHT to have a cell phone and rights to the family car. Pretty close to the time my neighbor's kid dropped their flag on the ground. His dad got pissed... His response: "what the hell is wrong with you? It's only a flag..."
This is our future folks... Between this crap and this teenage ricer crap, I think I'm going to just become a hermit......
Considering I just had a beautiful baby girl, you can bet your *** I will be involved with everything she does, and God help any teenage boy who drives a rice rocket pulling up into my driveway....

6. My final rant: Ricers...
Let me set it up for you:
Big car show... I get stuck next to this funky lookin dropped import thing...(all ID badges gone) with a wierd *** paint job, lots o'stickers, and an aluminum park bench wing. I think it was a Civic... Hood closed...

I've got my hood up.... the yellow bomber's lookin good... My car show sign is out. Four teenage kids make a beeline to the import... "Phat ride dude!" "How fast is it?" "Bet she runs 9s man..."
Owner: "Naa... Its a SHOW car nothing under the hood.... it isn't even clean..."

What the hell? A "show" car that not only is stock under the hood, but isn't even clean?

Kids: "Dude this car rocks"

Meanwhile there is a bona-fide street-tired 12 second Mustang right next to them.

Later on the import guy starts making his car literally JUMP in between my car and a guy with a blown Shelby GT 350. I mean this thing was going high... and the rear wheels were starting to move. Me and the Shelby guy "politely" ask him to knock that crap off.... I don't care if you want your car to do cartwheels, but don't do it 4 feet from mine.....

ugh....