Joke of the day.

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There is a moral to this story, so pay attention. (sorry so long, worth reading)

There was this kid Johnny. Everybody knows who Johnny is. He was in class learning Geography. His teacher asked him "Johnny, where is Unga Bunga?" Johnny said "I don't know, where is it?" The teacher said " I'm sorry Johnny, but I can't have anyone in my class that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is", and she sent him to the principals office. He got to the principal's office, and the principal said "Hey johnny",(everyone knows who Johnny is)"what can I do for you?" Johnny said "Well, the teacher sent me here because I don't know where Unga Bunga is". The principal said "I'm sorry Johnny, but I can't have anyone in my school that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is", and he sent him home. Johnny got home, and his mom said"Hey johnny", (everyone knows who johnny is),"what are you doing home?"Johnny said "Well the teacher sent me to the principal and the principal sent me home because I don't know where Unga Bunga is". His mom said"I'm sorry Johhny but I can't have anyone living in my home that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is, you have to go see the mayor". He got to the mayor's office. The mayor said"Hi johnny",(everyone knows who Johnny is)"what are you doing here?" "Well, the teacher sent me to the principal, the principal sent me home, and my mom sent me to you because I don't know where Unga Bunga is" The mayor said"I'm sorry Johnny, but I can't have anyone living in my town that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is, you have to go see the governor." So Johnny went to see the governor. The governor said"Hey Johnny",(everyone knows who Johnny is)"what are you doing here?" Johnny said"Well the teacher sent me to the principal, the principal sent me home, my mom sent me to the mayor, and the mayor sent me to you because I don't know where Unga Bunga is". The governor says"I'm sorry Johnny but I can't have anyone living in my state that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is," and he sent him to see the president. Johnny got to the White house. The president said "Hey Johnny",(everyone knows who johnny is)"what are you doing here?" Johnny said"The teacher sent me to the principal, he sent me home. My mom sent me to the mayor, the mayor sent me to the governor, and the governor sent me to you because I don't know where Unga Bunga is". The president says"I'm sorry Johnny, but I can't have anyone living in my country that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is" and he put Johnny on a ship that was about to go overseas. Johnny got to the captain. The captain said"Hey johnny"(everyone knows who johnny is)"What are you doing here?"Johnny said"the teacher sent me to the principal, the principal sent me home, my mom sent me to the mayor, the mayor sent me to the governor, the governor sent me to the president, and he sent me to you because I don't know where Unga Bunga is" The captain said "I'm sorry johnny, but I can't have anyone on my boat that doesn't know where Unga Bunga is" and the captain threw him overboard. Johnny woke up on a white sandy beach. Along came this tall, voluptuous, beautiful blond in a string bikini. She said"Hi johnny"(everyone knows who johnny is)"what are you doing here?"He said"the teacher sent me to the principal, the principal sent me home, my mom sent me to the mayor, the mayor sent me to the governor, the governor sent me to the president, the president put me on a ship, and the ship's captain threw me overborad because I don't know where Unga Bunga is." The beautiful woman said"Johnny, you are in luck. You are ON Unga Bunga. And guess what, there is a travel agency across the street. let's go get you some brochures, and then you can go back and show everyone that you now know where Unga Bunga is." Excited to hear the great idea, Johnny got up and they both ran across the street to the Travel agency. But, when they got halfway, a tractor trailer came out of nowhere and plowed into them, killing them both.

What's the moral of the story.....