Quick! Need help! (Ladies especially!)

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I always liked the one liners myself.

Hey, have you been losing weight? Everytime I see you , you look great! bla bla bla.

Everytime I see you my day brightens up! bla bla bla.

I lost my number,,can I have yours? Ok maybe not that one.

These are great ice breakers And should only be used sparingly. After marrige they can be thrown out. hehe.

Rose's not no,, but heck no. The flower shop has other types of arangements that better suit first time deals. But only when you pick her up would I give them. The Cemetery usually has slightly used flowers at a good price.....

Geez Im in trouble if wife reads this.