Joke of the Day (?)

[PKRWUD]

From the June, 2002 Issue of Car Craft Magazine:

TOP 10 LIST

Things Every Car Guy Owns, Besides a Car:

1) At least 100 Hot Wheels.
2) At least a dozen T-shirts from car shows. All torn and greasy.
3) At least seven wheels of which no two are the same size and design.
4) A hubcap for a car he wished he owned, but not the car itself.
5) A ton of back issues of car magazines to which he never refers.
6) An abiding faith that the next part he buys will actually fit.
7) A truck.
8) A connecting rod or piston used as a paperweight (or ashtray).
9) At least five half-assembled, never-to-be-completed model-car kits.
10) A knowledge of what citrus hand cleaner tastes like.

I laughed out loud at a couple of those (#6 & #10), so I thought it was worth sharing.

Take care,
-Chris