Why do all it import guys get the hot chicks?

[Hammer]

Hmm,
I guess I'll respond by posting an experience I had coming to work just today....

Was running a bit late today and the tollway traffic was a bit lighter than usual. I'm in the middle lane doing about 75 when I see a red Audi TT in the fast lane with a mane of long blond hair attached to the drivers seat....

Being the "curious" type I am I slow down as I come to pass and I see one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in the driver's seat. Blond, trim, VERY proportional body frame... (Is that PC enough?)

Any way, we check each other out and she gives me this big smile and gets on the accelerator a bit.

I do the catch up routine as I slowly pull up next to her again.
(about 90 mph now...)

This time I can tell she was watching me the entire time I pulled up. She's got a big grin on her face and mouths the words "NICE CAR" and gives me a wink.... oh yea!

(Hammer grudgefully remembers that he is married.... hehe)

As I look up I realize that my exit is next so I wave goodbye, mash down the accelerator, and leave the tollway.....

Now THAT'S the way to start your day!!