Drive-By Roasting

[1969Mach1]

lol Now that this secret has been let out, every guy across the nation will be doing this.

Originally posted by 6T9PONY
One night a couple years ago I was at Lake McConaughy camping in a tent. I got hungry; but luckily we had a cooler in the tent with us. Had some semi-frozen hot dogs left, but that's it. I had already put out the campfire, so all I had was a book of matches.

Lesson #1: When the flame starts getting close to your finger, blow that f'er out even though you're determined to get that damn hot dog warm.

Lesson #2: The combined smell of magnesium, hot dogs, and finger nails is not very pleasant.

Lesson #3: A book of cheap matches you get from hotel rooms isn't enough to thaw out a semi-frozen hot dog.

Moral of the Story: Nonexistant. Just get a lighter if you're ever in this situation.

Why didn't you just start a fire with the matches?