Rice retard

[blue00gt]

Last night on my way over to my girl's house, I found myself cruising next to a new Honda Civic that looked a lot like the one in Gone in 60 Seconds. It was blue with a huge wing, wheels, a fart can, and it had some crazy projector beam headlights. I have seen this car parked outside a car stereo shop next to a very fast 930 slant nose a lot, so I figured he might have a little something under the hood.

I was in the right lane and the car in front of me slowed down to turn, so of course he does a flyby. When the car got out of my way, a rammed it in first and caught up to him. He started to slow down, so I thought he was going to give me a run. Slowed down to 20 or so, and I gave the horse a little spur to get her to buck and let him know that I wanted a piece.
This dumbass wouldn't even run, so I just left his *** and took some corners at frightening speeds to relieve some frustration.