"Your too nice" Is this BAD to be these days?

[Capri306]

Man-o-man, now you guys know the inspriation to Green Day's song, "Nice Guys Finish Last." I've been told this by only one girl I've dated. More or less, I've been seen as "compassionate", not "nice". Still working to find my inner Arse-hole. Is it possible not to have one? Hmmm......

THIS IS JUST A GENERALIZATION: Girls don't want the "nice guy". Ever. They want someone who is hard to get, kind of a jerk, and who gives the impression they're fine without anybody. That's why it's funny when I hear a girl ask, "why are guys such JERKS?!?!" I tell 'em, "because you like it." Then they get mad and realize I'm right.

Do you guys remember that one rent-a-fairy (or something) ad they had on the Man Show a while back? Haha, they show a scene in the bedroom, the husband and wife are....finished, then he calls over to the rental-dude and says, "here, YOU cuddle." OMG, laugh my arse off every time I see that.

Know what the worst thing in the world is? Getting thrown into that "FRIEND" category. By this description, your chances of ANYTHING happening just got flushed. For good.

What is it about us Mustang guys, or just us real car guys in general? Why do our hearts have to be so Goddamned big?