What do ricers call us?

[SuperchargedRex]

First off, let me say I'm not trolling here, I'm an old school car guy that just happens to currently have an RX-7, and I have always been impressed by muscle cars. I don't consider myself Rice by any means, and look down upon that style with disdain and disgust. My personal feeling is that most of the import and sport compact guys could learn a LOT from muscle car guys because otherwise they're just re-inventing the wheel. </soapbox> But, you guys asked the question, so here goes:

Slostang (you have to admit, there are some slow ones among you)
Rustang (apparently derived from the late '70s when all American cars rotted out in 2 years)
Crapstang (simply childish if you ask me, a slur should have some true meaning, this is the equivalent of a 4 year old calling you a "doody head")
Old School (even I take offense at this, you'd think they'd want to learn from those that went first)

Peace