Need to do a big smokey burnout in my 2.3. How???

[bobtodd]

Unhook your winshield wiper fluid hoses and rig up longer ones that you can run back to your rear tires. Have them rigged up in your fenders aimed at the tires. Put whatever fluid you want(bleach) in the fluid reservoir and when you are ready to do your burny, give the hose(s) a squirt and you will have fluid running down your treads giving you some lube to start spinning the tires. I've never done it, but it's an idea. Not sure if the winshield wiper pump has enough power to push fluid through that length of hose, but you could try.