engine cleaner

[98SteedaGT]

nah... You guys got it all wrong..... This is how you wash your engine!!!.......you don't even have to pop your hood or do any manual labor. Forget all those de-greasers, compounds, wash clothes...... Do it just like this, the way I did last year::

Wait till there's a flood, then drive your stang head on into a 2ft deep water puddle. That will be sure to soak every part of your engine, and since your car is nice and hot you will get a free steam cleaning as well.. This is sure to take all the grime and dirt off your engine and leave it sparkling clean for you. Plus, you get the added bonus of having your MAF washed out as well, and we all know how hard it is to clean that pesky MAF sensor.

Oh yeah, btw... Cleaning your engine this way, for some reason, always causes it to make loud knocking sounds afterwards... That's not just squeaky clean, it's knocking clean!!!! :-D


j/k --- please no one actually do this.....