Joke of the Day (?)

PKRWUD · 05-11-2002, 04:10 AM

Quote:

From the June, 2002 Issue of Car Craft Magazine:

TOP 10 LIST

Things Every Car Guy Owns, Besides a Car:

1) At least 100 Hot Wheels.
2) At least a dozen T-shirts from car shows. All torn and greasy.
3) At least seven wheels of which no two are the same size and design.
4) A hubcap for a car he wished he owned, but not the car itself.
5) A ton of back issues of car magazines to which he never refers.
6) An abiding faith that the next part he buys will actually fit.
7) A truck.
8) A connecting rod or piston used as a paperweight (or ashtray).
9) At least five half-assembled, never-to-be-completed model-car kits.
10) A knowledge of what citrus hand cleaner tastes like.

I laughed out loud at a couple of those (#6 & #10), so I thought it was worth sharing.

Take care,
-Chris

05-11-2002, 05:40 AM

2) & 9)

I fit those two things on the list da best

Topless In Texas · 05-11-2002, 09:52 AM

hahahahah! I just woke up....those are too funny! I've got #1,2,5,6 and 10 nailed!!!!! hahahahahah ! Thanks, I needed that!

TNT

Crazy Horse GT · 05-11-2002, 05:28 PM

pkrwud did you buy a joke book, or what, heheh, cya

82 GT · 05-11-2002, 06:47 PM

All except #4 & 7 are true for me!

lx mike · 05-11-2002, 06:59 PM

I'm guilty of #2 i always get at least 1 shirt from any car show i go to and keep the old greasy ones to do yard work or oil changes.

also #6 could be : an abiding hope that the next part you add to your car will make it faster!

i used to be guilty of #5 but got rid of them and i'm slowly working on it again.

topless and 82 gt:

Topless In Texas · 05-11-2002, 10:52 PM

I've got a stack of MOTOR TRENDS that a client of mine gave me(a box FULL) dating back from 1953!!!!!! I have yet to go thru them all. But I've thumbed thru them! They have COOL STUFF! Alot of post worthy info and ads!

Also another client of mine just moved and gave me 2 boxes FULL of Hot Rod and Motor Trends from the '70's!!!!! Those I CANT WAIT to go thru! hehehee!
If I could ever stay off my pc long enough, maybe I could!

cyberstang5.0 · 05-13-2002, 07:35 AM

I guess 7 out of 10 ain't bad

Maybe I need to work harder on that...

mustangman65_79 · 05-13-2002, 07:41 AM

I got #1, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #9, and #10 down pat. What does this mean???-lol

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05-11-2002, 05:40 AM	#2
Mustanguy Guest Posts: n/a	2) & 9) I fit those two things on the list da best

05-11-2002, 09:52 AM	#3
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	HOW FUNNY!!! hahahahah! I just woke up....those are too funny! I've got #1,2,5,6 and 10 nailed!!!!! hahahahahah ! Thanks, I needed that! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

05-11-2002, 05:28 PM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	pkrwud did you buy a joke book, or what, heheh, cya __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

05-11-2002, 06:47 PM	#5
82 GT Import Slayer Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 2,241	All except #4 & 7 are true for me! __________________ '82 GT 351W (.060)Comp Cams 274* Extreme Energy cam, ported & polished heads w/ 1.94/1.60 valves 10.3:1 flat top pistons,stealth intake, Mallory dizzy,Holley 750dp carb, BBK shorties,Flowmaster exhaust,C-4 with 3700 stall converter, B&M pro shifter,8.8 rear, 4:10's, subframes, electric fan, powermaster alternator, 4 core radiator.

05-11-2002, 06:59 PM	#6
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	I'm guilty of #2 i always get at least 1 shirt from any car show i go to and keep the old greasy ones to do yard work or oil changes. also #6 could be : an abiding hope that the next part you add to your car will make it faster! i used to be guilty of #5 but got rid of them and i'm slowly working on it again. topless and 82 gt: __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

05-11-2002, 10:52 PM	#7
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	Speaking of magazines... I've got a stack of MOTOR TRENDS that a client of mine gave me(a box FULL) dating back from 1953!!!!!! I have yet to go thru them all. But I've thumbed thru them! They have COOL STUFF! Alot of post worthy info and ads! Also another client of mine just moved and gave me 2 boxes FULL of Hot Rod and Motor Trends from the '70's!!!!! Those I CANT WAIT to go thru! hehehee! If I could ever stay off my pc long enough, maybe I could! __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

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cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	I guess 7 out of 10 ain't bad Maybe I need to work harder on that...

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mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	I got #1, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #9, and #10 down pat. What does this mean???-lol __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am