New MUSCLE CAR magazine! WOW!

1BAD302 · 07-13-2002, 08:53 PM

Fresh of the printers folks, check out this hot new mag!

07-13-2002, 09:06 PM

lmao, damn that is funny

Fox Body · 07-14-2002, 12:06 AM

ROFL. HA!

That's just wonderful. Thanks for a good laugh. I had to save that pic! So where/how do I subscribe?!!!!!!!!

1BAD302 · 07-14-2002, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by Fox Body
ROFL. HA!

That's just wonderful. Thanks for a good laugh. I had to save that pic! So where/how do I subscribe?!!!!!!!!

you have to qualify for a subscription. First send in a picture of your gay car including close ups of your favorite stickers that added the most hp to your engine. You also need an exhaust tip big enough for firing cannon-balls at your genitals. Your car must also perform a minimum of 19.5@45mph.

hope that helps, I dont think any of us with qualify

07-14-2002, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1BAD302

you have to qualify for a subscription. First send in a picture of your gay car including close ups of your favorite stickers that added the most hp to your engine. You also need an exhaust tip big enough for firing cannon-balls at your genitals. Your car must also perform a minimum of 19.5@45mph.

hope that helps, I dont think any of us with qualify

maybe if we drove in reverse

Fox Body · 07-14-2002, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1BAD302

you have to qualify for a subscription. First send in a picture of your gay car including close ups of your favorite stickers that added the most hp to your engine. You also need an exhaust tip big enough for firing cannon-balls at your genitals. Your car must also perform a minimum of 19.5@45mph.

hope that helps, I dont think any of us with qualify

*deep breath* Too funny!!!

Those cars remind me of my poem.

Crazy Horse GT · 07-14-2002, 12:35 AM

rotflmao, omg that's so funny , but true hehehe so when are you going to start printing them , the ricer's will eat it up, you could be as rich as bill gates, heheheh

1BAD302 · 07-14-2002, 12:49 AM

did you actually write that poem yourself? either you really hate rice or you got too much time on your hands! either way, that was F**KIN funny bro!

Fox Body · 07-14-2002, 09:39 AM

Yeah, I totally made that up. It stems from a combo of too much time (back in the day) and annoyance with ricers (and I was just kinda in the mood for screwin around

)

07-14-2002, 05:21 PM

That car is a prime canidate for this..

mustangman65_79 · 07-15-2002, 07:35 AM

I loved that cover-too funny

Topless In Texas · 07-16-2002, 12:44 AM

YOU are kidding, right??????????????

1BAD302 · 07-16-2002, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Topless In Texas
YOU are kidding, right??????????????

.......No

Coupe Devil · 07-16-2002, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rbatson
That car is a prime canidate for this..

ahahahaBWahahahahh, you just had to didnt you.... that is hilairious..

07-18-2002, 12:01 AM

hehehe.. You realize thats an enclosure for a subwoofer(made to look like a NAWWWWWSSS bottle) that Bazooka just came out with

I think they had the ricer in mind when they made it

1BAD302 · 07-18-2002, 12:21 AM

Thats just sick

69fastback · 07-18-2002, 12:48 AM

That is too damn funny. The these people come up with. I didn't realize what that bottle was until you said something. I can't wait to see cars with this thing and have them tell me that they got a 100 shot and run 10s and never lost to a mustang.

1BAD302 · 07-18-2002, 08:23 PM

They got a 100 shot for an extra 100 watts

However, aerodynamically that bottle will add 25hp and an additional 5hp just for looking like a nitrous system.....dont ask me how, thats just that way it is

07-13-2002, 08:53 PM	#1
1BAD302 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 79	New MUSCLE CAR magazine! WOW! Fresh of the printers folks, check out this hot new mag! __________________ 95 gts (forest green, 1 of 1002 made) - 2.5" Off road H-pipe; 2.5" Blowmaster catback with 3" tailpipes; K&N air farter; Cobra front bumper Rice Haters club member #29 Stereo - 2/1000watt 12" MTX subs; Kenwood 1000watt amp; Pioneer 4/ 50watt deck

07-14-2002, 12:06 AM	#3
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	ROFL. HA! That's just wonderful. Thanks for a good laugh. I had to save that pic! So where/how do I subscribe?!!!!!!!! __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

07-14-2002, 12:35 AM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	rotflmao, omg that's so funny , but true hehehe so when are you going to start printing them , the ricer's will eat it up, you could be as rich as bill gates, heheheh __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

07-14-2002, 12:49 AM	#8
1BAD302 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 79	did you actually write that poem yourself? either you really hate rice or you got too much time on your hands! either way, that was F**KIN funny bro! __________________ 95 gts (forest green, 1 of 1002 made) - 2.5" Off road H-pipe; 2.5" Blowmaster catback with 3" tailpipes; K&N air farter; Cobra front bumper Rice Haters club member #29 Stereo - 2/1000watt 12" MTX subs; Kenwood 1000watt amp; Pioneer 4/ 50watt deck

07-14-2002, 09:39 AM	#9
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Yeah, I totally made that up. It stems from a combo of too much time (back in the day) and annoyance with ricers (and I was just kinda in the mood for screwin around ) __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

07-13-2002, 09:06 PM	#2
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, damn that is funny

07-14-2002, 05:21 PM	#10
rbatson Guest Posts: n/a	That car is a prime canidate for this..

07-15-2002, 07:35 AM	#11
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	I loved that cover-too funny __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

07-16-2002, 12:44 AM	#12
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	?????? YOU are kidding, right?????????????? __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

07-18-2002, 12:01 AM	#15
rbatson Guest Posts: n/a	hehehe.. You realize thats an enclosure for a subwoofer(made to look like a NAWWWWWSSS bottle) that Bazooka just came out with I think they had the ricer in mind when they made it

07-18-2002, 12:21 AM	#16
1BAD302 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 79	Thats just sick __________________ 95 gts (forest green, 1 of 1002 made) - 2.5" Off road H-pipe; 2.5" Blowmaster catback with 3" tailpipes; K&N air farter; Cobra front bumper Rice Haters club member #29 Stereo - 2/1000watt 12" MTX subs; Kenwood 1000watt amp; Pioneer 4/ 50watt deck

07-18-2002, 12:48 AM	#17
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	That is too damn funny. The these people come up with. I didn't realize what that bottle was until you said something. I can't wait to see cars with this thing and have them tell me that they got a 100 shot and run 10s and never lost to a mustang. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

07-18-2002, 08:23 PM	#18
1BAD302 Registered Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 79	They got a 100 shot for an extra 100 watts However, aerodynamically that bottle will add 25hp and an additional 5hp just for looking like a nitrous system.....dont ask me how, thats just that way it is __________________ 95 gts (forest green, 1 of 1002 made) - 2.5" Off road H-pipe; 2.5" Blowmaster catback with 3" tailpipes; K&N air farter; Cobra front bumper Rice Haters club member #29 Stereo - 2/1000watt 12" MTX subs; Kenwood 1000watt amp; Pioneer 4/ 50watt deck

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