Top 10 reason's farm trucks aren't stolen.

[DAN-MAN]

TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS AREN'T STOLEN

10. They have about 20 miles before they overheat,
breakdown or run out of gas.

9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get
in or out.

8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence
tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets,
boots and loose papers in the cab.

7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up
through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go
something like this: The driver's side door is red,
the passenger side door is green, the right front
fender is yellow, etc.

4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to
see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors
if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.

3. Top speed is approximately 45 mph.

2. Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year's
worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work,
tail-lights and windshield?

1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving
at you.

[cyberstang5.0]

Sounds like the typical Chevy

[mustangman65_79]

Sounds like back home

[jj_jonathon]

Originally posted by cyberstang5.0
Sounds like the typical Chevy

arent most of those beat up farmer's trucks chevy? hehe

[Kevn]

arent most of those beat up farmer's trucks chevy? hehe

Thats only because the Ford trucks don't last long enough to get to that stage.

1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving

That one is so true. When I drive the backroads. Everyone waves, regardless of whether or not they know who you are. Except for the damn city peopl. They don't know what they hell is going on.. Sometimes I don't like being labled a city person, Its not like i act like one all the time

[1969Mach1]

lol It's funny cause it's true. lol

Sam.