What real women do with duct tape.

DAN-MAN · 08-06-2002, 12:10 AM

For men who never learn...

Skyman · 08-06-2002, 12:14 AM

Why are they so lazy as to not put it down, we have to put it up ******.

Skyler

Topless In Texas · 08-06-2002, 12:28 AM

Also comes in handy when you wear a shirt you cant wear a bra with....J.Lo does it! It really works! LMAO!

TNT

69fastback · 08-06-2002, 03:14 AM

Yeah i never saw what the big deal was why a women just can't put the seat down. Until one day a women told me that they don't always look before sitting down. I was like wtf. I always look before i have to sit down.

Mustangbelle306 · 08-06-2002, 05:17 AM

Who really cares? Whoever has to either put it up or down, should be courteous enough to leave it in the appropiate position for the next user, whether they be male OR female

lx mike · 08-06-2002, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
Also comes in handy when you wear a shirt you cant wear a bra with....J.Lo does it! It really works! LMAO! TNT

She tapes her *****

Isn't that painfull when it has to come off??

cyberstang5.0 · 08-06-2002, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mustangbelle306
Who really cares? Whoever has to either put it up or down, should be courteous enough to leave it in the appropiate position for the next user, whether they be male OR female

OK, so if two ppl live in the same household (male and female) and we are suppose to be curtious enough to leave it in the "appropiate position" for the next person.... What about when the female is done using the bathroom, she puts up the seat, and we all know that women have pea sized blatters, they will have to go again in an hour later, so they will be the next person to use it (twice in a row). Because they were the last one to use it, and don't look before they sit... the guy WILL get blamed.

Basically, LOOK BEFORE YOU SQUAT!!!

The Deuce · 08-06-2002, 11:43 AM

So basically she made it a smaller target, to save herself from having to look. Personally, I think she better still check cuz not everybody's aim is that good.

cyberstang5.0 · 08-06-2002, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
So basically she made it a smaller target, to save herself from having to look. Personally, I think she better still check cuz not everybody's aim is that good.

Hey, I'm a sharp shooter

1969Mach1 · 08-06-2002, 02:04 PM

If woman are equal to men, and say they can do everything men can do and some even say better then why can't they just stand and piss. lol I'm leaving it upto them on how they are going to do it. lol

§am.

StreetPony · 08-06-2002, 02:46 PM

if they complain about leaving the seat up, just leave it down and wizz all over it. eventually they will stop complaining about the seat being left up i assure you. :-)

Godslayer · 08-06-2002, 05:57 PM

Hahahahha.... Streetpony. Good one. I agree, that's one way to stop the complaining

DemonGT · 08-06-2002, 09:02 PM

streetpony...iv done that

it works

srv1 · 08-06-2002, 11:09 PM

put Saran wrap on the seat at night!hehehe

that would piss her off! literally!

DRASTiK · 08-07-2002, 01:00 AM

put Saran wrap on the seat at night!hehehe that would piss her off! literally

lol, yeah, that would work the first time. but after that, you'd be in the doghouse anyways so you'd be pissing outside.

Yet I still think I might try it.

08-06-2002, 12:14 AM	#2
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08-06-2002, 12:28 AM	#3
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	Use #2.....(bwaahahah!) Also comes in handy when you wear a shirt you cant wear a bra with....J.Lo does it! It really works! LMAO! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

08-06-2002, 03:14 AM	#4
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	Yeah i never saw what the big deal was why a women just can't put the seat down. Until one day a women told me that they don't always look before sitting down. I was like wtf. I always look before i have to sit down. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

08-06-2002, 11:43 AM	#8
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	So basically she made it a smaller target, to save herself from having to look. Personally, I think she better still check cuz not everybody's aim is that good. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-06-2002, 02:04 PM	#10
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	If woman are equal to men, and say they can do everything men can do and some even say better then why can't they just stand and piss. lol I'm leaving it upto them on how they are going to do it. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

08-06-2002, 05:17 AM	#5
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	Who really cares? Whoever has to either put it up or down, should be courteous enough to leave it in the appropiate position for the next user, whether they be male OR female

08-06-2002, 02:46 PM	#11
StreetPony Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Ft. Bragg, NC Posts: 36	if they complain about leaving the seat up, just leave it down and wizz all over it. eventually they will stop complaining about the seat being left up i assure you. :-) __________________ Nathan W. Collier My Pictures StreetPony.com Message Board

08-06-2002, 05:57 PM	#12
Godslayer Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Largo, FL USA Posts: 274	hhaha Hahahahha.... Streetpony. Good one. I agree, that's one way to stop the complaining __________________ Negative Mustang @ present time.

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08-06-2002, 11:09 PM	#14
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	put Saran wrap on the seat at night!hehehe that would piss her off! literally! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

08-07-2002, 01:00 AM	#15
DRASTiK Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Yuma, AZ Posts: 536	put Saran wrap on the seat at night!hehehe that would piss her off! literally lol, yeah, that would work the first time. but after that, you'd be in the doghouse anyways so you'd be pissing outside. Yet I still think I might try it.

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