Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

[Topless In Texas]

Originally posted by MustangKelly96
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

*Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory Of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.) *Iraq
still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. !


*35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Gee, i havent tried that yet!!!!!!!

*Texas executes last remaining citizen.
hehehe...just fried another this week! GOTTA LUV that death penalty!


*Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inch.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! CANT WAIT to see the ROCKETS this year w/ that 7 ft. + Jap we got!!!

*Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it
crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
OOH!!!! I NEED IT NOW....MY situation is critical! Im getting a copy on Sunday, and gonna try to fix this POS!

THOSE ARE GREAT KELLY!!!!!!!
btw: MY KID ROCK keychain BROKE the other day! His pic fell out! But...I found it!
TNT