Teenage Girls are the worst drivers ever

[this is not cbring]

i'll tell you the worst drivers:

People who read science fiction novels and eat burritos while driving.

When i had my sebring, i got rearended by a fatarse in old beater subaru...........

when i walk back to his car, i see an unshavened overweight man in sweatpants and a stained shirt eating a burrito and reading a book...........

the biggest test of self-control i've faced in my life was when he said, "hold on, let me finish this page."