911 call for service?

mustangII460 · 11-25-2002, 01:20 AM

LayanRudbr, the game was Armor Attack, by Vectrax. lol. Good job.

I still play the original nintendo. "Blades Of Steel" is the best hockey game ever.

Intelevision had some sweet games also.

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Heres another call for service that happened a few years ago.

Dude walks in with a piece of paper in his hand. He asks me if this signed statement was legal or not. So I start reading....

I ___ give my son and law permission to have sex with me. I will not prosecute him. The other time we had sex, he had my permission. yadayada...
WTH????

The mother in law had previously had sex with him and threatened to tell on him. So he had her sign this statement clearing him for the last time and this next time.

Hang on, it gets better.

Seems the dudes wife wanted to watch also. WATCH HER MOM HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND! She had also threatened to tell on him if she couldnt watch this time! ....

I looked up at him and said.."IF I EVER CATCH YOU NEAR THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AGAIN, I WILL PUT YOU UNDER THE JAIL!

I still have the letter, makes for good conversation.

11-25-2002, 01:20 AM	#23
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	LayanRudbr, the game was Armor Attack, by Vectrax. lol. Good job. I still play the original nintendo. "Blades Of Steel" is the best hockey game ever. Intelevision had some sweet games also. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heres another call for service that happened a few years ago. Dude walks in with a piece of paper in his hand. He asks me if this signed statement was legal or not. So I start reading.... I ___ give my son and law permission to have sex with me. I will not prosecute him. The other time we had sex, he had my permission. yadayada... WTH???? The mother in law had previously had sex with him and threatened to tell on him. So he had her sign this statement clearing him for the last time and this next time. Hang on, it gets better. Seems the dudes wife wanted to watch also. WATCH HER MOM HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND! She had also threatened to tell on him if she couldnt watch this time! .... I looked up at him and said.."IF I EVER CATCH YOU NEAR THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AGAIN, I WILL PUT YOU UNDER THE JAIL! I still have the letter, makes for good conversation. __________________ Frank Last edited by mustangII460; 11-25-2002 at 02:03 AM..

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