Warning!!! Don't look inside!!!!!!!!

[Fox Body]

Originally posted by tireburner163
Crack does not smoke itself

LOL! Shut up. I am perfectly sober.

Hey joe4speed, Warning, YOU BETTER don't ever give me $10,000 to fix up my car.

If a slow MustangWorks is strong liquor, than I am drunk as a skunk.

Hey, who wants to go with me into telletubby land?? We can use the portal. It'll be a raid. Whoever comes back with the most sex symbols from their heads wins!!!! Bonus points if the heads are attached.

You ever noticed that stuff? It's all subliminal. They are speaking an alien language to your CHILDREN using human symbols of fertility b/c they want to impregnate our minds with alien offspring.

Okay, you don't believe me, check out the first one.

1) It's got a big long thingy on its head = male genital.

2) It's got a circle/donut-shaped object on it's head = female genital

3) It's got an upside down triangle on it's head = gaydom (or so I've been told, but every piece of that alien teletubby is gay so I can go along with that)

4) It's got some squiggly mess on it's head = every and all sexes, man or beast. The combination and intermingling of all genitalia.


Here is a quote about who the teletubbies really are:

The story of four friends - Dipsy, Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Po. They love to bump tummies and bottoms and make silly noises. They receive pictures on their tummies. [what!!!! ]

What do they like to do for fun? They hug a lot. They hug to say hello, when they meet, and whenever they feel like it.

http://www.abc-kid.com/teletubies/

Now if that aint' sick and disturbing , I dunno what is...



Is this too crazy for you?