40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say...

Orange97GTVert · 11-22-2004, 11:15 PM

One more: Your truck is just too damn loud!

KiltedBanshees93GT · 11-24-2004, 09:12 AM

Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee.
Some of the toppers so far:
To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a**" (There's an image

)

To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a**, 'n then walk it dry."

STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off."

A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor."

An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies."
Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL

Thought I'd share.
J

11-22-2004, 11:15 PM	#1
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	Re: 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say... One more: Your truck is just too damn loud! __________________ Harold Phillips www.mustangsofeasttexas.org 1997 Mustang GT Convertible, 4.6L Auto, Autumn Orange w/Saddle Tan Top & Leather Interior, Styling Bar, 17 X 9 Polished Cobra R's on Nitto NT 555's, Ford Racing Bullitt Suspension package, Mac CAI, Steeda UDP's, Flowmaster 40 Series Catback, SCT X-Calibrator II, Zaino Shine, 7 time Show Winner, driven daily

11-24-2004, 09:12 AM	#2
KiltedBanshees93GT Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Pigeon Forge Tn Posts: 611	Re: 40 things you'll never hear a Southern boy say... Even funnier given our current residence. Sad part is I'm already working on a sorta reverse: Sayings I've learned since we moved up here to Tennessee. Some of the toppers so far: To describe an under-powered car: "It wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats a" (There's an image ) To beat someone up: "I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your a, 'n then walk it dry." STD's: "You go ther' and youll get somethin' AJAX wont wash off." A slick surface: "Slicker'n owl sh** on a marble floor." An ugly girl: "You could mash her face in dough an' make gorilla cookies." Scary part is these all came from the same person, lol. Lord knows what is still hiding in his head,LOL Thought I'd share. J __________________ ____________ '66 Mustang Coupe- AKA "Lenore" on disability for a (long) bit '93 GT Mostly stock AKA "Fawkes" Rice Haters Club Member #239 "I find your lack of faith...disturbing." "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H. L. Mencken

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