Import Racing: The Next Generation

Hammer · 07-10-2001, 11:04 AM

Date September 3, 2010:
Due to skyrocketing fuel costs, energy shortages, and stringent motor vehicle laws.
The next generation of Import Street racing has arrived:

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"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Mercury · 07-10-2001, 11:53 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!! Mercury picks himself up of the floor, tears of laughter running down his cheeks.

Thats a good one man. You need a pic of the back of these Road Warrior Beasts so we can see if they have Fart Tips.

Is the Guy in the red "Import" checking him self or scratcing himself? What a time to have Jock Itch.

HONDA'S new color line up includes John Deer Green.

Only avaliable on V-techs

tireburner163 · 07-10-2001, 12:08 PM

I think this is a case of one too many beers and to much spare time

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1990 Dodge Dynasty with 275,000 miles. Mods:chiped paint, CD player. Sucks but it was free. Praying for a stang.
The "Guetto Glider"

If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough

Coupe Devil · 07-10-2001, 12:08 PM

Can you imagine having to listen to that thing when your tryin' to cut the grass. If you had a large yard your neighbors wouldn't be be very fond of that thing. I cant stand to hear one for a few seconds at a stop light but for hour or longer. Aw HEEIILL NO.

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'93 lx 4 banger, wrecked '90 lx 5.0, w/ t-5. .030 over fully ported and polihed (did that just to see if I could-first attempt at it). Motor and tranny in use for Ranger project.

Cocked, locked and ready to rock

Pony Power Forever

69fastback · 07-10-2001, 12:39 PM

aww dude I am rolling on the ground right now. One of the funniest things i have seen in a long time.

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69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods.
97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III
BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN.
Objects in the mirror are about to disappear...
QUICKLY!!!!!!

95mustanggt · 07-10-2001, 01:37 PM

2010!?! I though I saw one of those things take a Honda Civic at a set of lights last night! LOL...

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1995 Mustang GT

LT1 Z28 · 07-10-2001, 01:42 PM

I wish they filmed TFATF with those things!

Coupe Devil · 07-10-2001, 03:11 PM

I am gonna stop off at the local rice performance shop, pic up some stickers and I gaurantee I will be the first on my block with a Type R weed wacker. I might even put some guages on it.

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'93 lx 4 banger, wrecked '90 lx 5.0, w/ t-5. .030 over fully ported and polihed (did that just to see if I could-first attempt at it). Motor and tranny in use for Ranger project.

Cocked, locked and ready to rock

Pony Power Forever

Extremestang · 07-10-2001, 09:39 PM

Im rolling in laughter!

red82gt · 07-10-2001, 11:20 PM

They need rollcages!

Mercury · 07-11-2001, 12:41 AM

I'll put a roll cage on my push mower, and a Phat Exhaust Tip. WORD.

07-11-2001, 01:29 AM

Man, how much noss (NOS) are those 10 second mowers running. Damn, that's some funny sh/t

, just about fell on the floor. Did you notice the high performance camber on those Rice Racers (just like in real life when they cut they're performance stock springs and don't correct it with a camber kit). I also like the high performance tubular spoiler on the R type R mower and the big yellow spoiler underneath the hi-po green mower that would otherwise be mis-recognized as a blade housing. Hey.....i'm saving up my money already!

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'84 Mustang 5.0 LX
My car

Mercury · 07-11-2001, 01:39 AM

My personal favorite touch of performance is the RAM AIR hood scoop on the green mower. WOnder if he has a K&N filter attached to that baby.

95mustanggt · 07-11-2001, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury:
My personal favorite touch of performance is the RAM AIR hood scoop on the green mower. WOnder if he has a K&N filter attached to that baby.

No, no, no, I think they call it an "intake" LOL

Dark_5.0 · 07-12-2001, 07:35 AM

I find this to be especialy funny cause my dad is always threatening to whoop my girlfriends CRX on his riding lawnmower.

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88 mustang gt convertible bored to 306 BBk equal length headers mac cold air fender kit cowl hood nitto drag radials ford racing clutch flow masters h-pipe 160* thermostat 16 degrees of timing electric fan off 94' t-bird jacobs electronics cap and wires. Edelbrock 1 1/2 inch drop springs.
best 60 ft 2.14, best 1/8th 9.65, best 1/4 15.2 @89mph, Stock gears and 3000+ Altitude

07-10-2001, 11:04 AM	#1
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Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	LOL!!!!!!!!! Mercury picks himself up of the floor, tears of laughter running down his cheeks. Thats a good one man. You need a pic of the back of these Road Warrior Beasts so we can see if they have Fart Tips. Is the Guy in the red "Import" checking him self or scratcing himself? What a time to have Jock Itch. HONDA'S new color line up includes John Deer Green. Only avaliable on V-techs

07-10-2001, 12:08 PM	#3
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	I think this is a case of one too many beers and to much spare time ------------------ 1990 Dodge Dynasty with 275,000 miles. Mods:chiped paint, CD player. Sucks but it was free. Praying for a stang. The "Guetto Glider" If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough

07-10-2001, 12:08 PM	#4
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Can you imagine having to listen to that thing when your tryin' to cut the grass. If you had a large yard your neighbors wouldn't be be very fond of that thing. I cant stand to hear one for a few seconds at a stop light but for hour or longer. Aw HEEIILL NO. ------------------ '93 lx 4 banger, wrecked '90 lx 5.0, w/ t-5. .030 over fully ported and polihed (did that just to see if I could-first attempt at it). Motor and tranny in use for Ranger project. Cocked, locked and ready to rock Pony Power Forever

07-10-2001, 12:39 PM	#5
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	aww dude I am rolling on the ground right now. One of the funniest things i have seen in a long time. ------------------ 69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods. 97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN. Objects in the mirror are about to disappear... QUICKLY!!!!!!

07-10-2001, 01:37 PM	#6
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	2010!?! I though I saw one of those things take a Honda Civic at a set of lights last night! LOL... ------------------ 1995 Mustang GT

07-10-2001, 01:42 PM	#7
LT1 Z28 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Ottawa, ON, CA Posts: 142	I wish they filmed TFATF with those things!

07-10-2001, 03:11 PM	#8
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	I am gonna stop off at the local rice performance shop, pic up some stickers and I gaurantee I will be the first on my block with a Type R weed wacker. I might even put some guages on it. ------------------ '93 lx 4 banger, wrecked '90 lx 5.0, w/ t-5. .030 over fully ported and polihed (did that just to see if I could-first attempt at it). Motor and tranny in use for Ranger project. Cocked, locked and ready to rock Pony Power Forever

07-10-2001, 09:39 PM	#9
Extremestang Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 176	Im rolling in laughter!

07-10-2001, 11:20 PM	#10
red82gt Sober voice of Reason Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Kelowna, B.C., Canada Posts: 1,514	They need rollcages!

07-11-2001, 12:41 AM	#11
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	I'll put a roll cage on my push mower, and a Phat Exhaust Tip. WORD.

07-11-2001, 01:29 AM	#12
84stangLX Guest Posts: n/a	Man, how much noss (NOS) are those 10 second mowers running. Damn, that's some funny sh/t , just about fell on the floor. Did you notice the high performance camber on those Rice Racers (just like in real life when they cut they're performance stock springs and don't correct it with a camber kit). I also like the high performance tubular spoiler on the R type R mower and the big yellow spoiler underneath the hi-po green mower that would otherwise be mis-recognized as a blade housing. Hey.....i'm saving up my money already! ------------------ '84 Mustang 5.0 LX My car

07-11-2001, 01:39 AM	#13
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	My personal favorite touch of performance is the RAM AIR hood scoop on the green mower. WOnder if he has a K&N filter attached to that baby.

07-12-2001, 07:35 AM	#15
Dark_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Staging lane Posts: 4,337	I find this to be especialy funny cause my dad is always threatening to whoop my girlfriends CRX on his riding lawnmower. ------------------ 88 mustang gt convertible bored to 306 BBk equal length headers mac cold air fender kit cowl hood nitto drag radials ford racing clutch flow masters h-pipe 160* thermostat 16 degrees of timing electric fan off 94' t-bird jacobs electronics cap and wires. Edelbrock 1 1/2 inch drop springs. best 60 ft 2.14, best 1/8th 9.65, best 1/4 15.2 @89mph, Stock gears and 3000+ Altitude