Tim C Waxes an LS-1 Trans-Am INFRONT OF EVERYONE!

Unit 5302 · 11-18-2001, 11:36 AM

Actually, I'll have to agree with the Fbody guys.

#1 The LS1 cannot be beaten period.

#2 The LS1 cannot possibly be beaten by a near stock Mustang, regardless of type.

#3 If you find yourself ahead of an LS1
A He's not racing
B He's parked
C He's backing up
D He's just toying with you

#4 If your race shut down anywhere before the LS1 tops out, it was a pussy race, and therefore it is to be considered null and void.

#5 Any race with an LS1 cannot be counted if it did not start at above 50mph, and must also be subject to the topping out of the LS1

#6 The LS1 never tops out, it accelerates forever, therefore any victory against the machine would have been null and false, since the LS1 is still acclerating.

#7 An LS1 is deemed to have won the race if it's license plate bracket at any time eclipses the front of your vehicle, so regardless of what happens after that, the LS1 is considered the victor.

#8 If you still feel that you may have, cough* beaten an LS1, please refer to numbers 1, 2, 3, 6. And read closely 4, 5, and 7.

Thanks!

BTW, I love to see the LS1 go down.

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11-18-2001, 11:36 AM	#4
Unit 5302 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 5,246	Not Possible Actually, I'll have to agree with the Fbody guys. #1 The LS1 cannot be beaten period. #2 The LS1 cannot possibly be beaten by a near stock Mustang, regardless of type. #3 If you find yourself ahead of an LS1 A He's not racing B He's parked C He's backing up D He's just toying with you #4 If your race shut down anywhere before the LS1 tops out, it was a pussy race, and therefore it is to be considered null and void. #5 Any race with an LS1 cannot be counted if it did not start at above 50mph, and must also be subject to the topping out of the LS1 #6 The LS1 never tops out, it accelerates forever, therefore any victory against the machine would have been null and false, since the LS1 is still acclerating. #7 An LS1 is deemed to have won the race if it's license plate bracket at any time eclipses the front of your vehicle, so regardless of what happens after that, the LS1 is considered the victor. #8 If you still feel that you may have, cough* beaten an LS1, please refer to numbers 1, 2, 3, 6. And read closely 4, 5, and 7. Thanks! BTW, I love to see the LS1 go down.