A couple jokes.

rustang girl · 01-03-2003, 10:12 AM

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A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.

The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, " why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
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English / German Car Phrases

How would the Germans pronounce English car words and phrases?

Accident
*Das Bleedinkmess
Backfire
*Der Lowdenbangrmekkenjumpen
Bonnet
*Pullnob und Knucklechoppen
Breathalyser
*Der Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen
Clutch
*Die Kuplink mit achlippen und
schaken
Cyclist
*Der Peddalpushink Pilloken
Double White Lines
*Overtaken und Krunchen
Estate Car
*Die Bagzeroomforshagginaute
Exhaust
*Spitzenpoppenhangentuben
Exhaust Fumes
*Dar koffundschplitterpoluter
Fog Warning
*Die Puttenklogdown und Fukkit
Fuel Gauge
*Der Walletemptyung Meter
Garage
*Der Haiway Robberung
Gear Lever
*Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen
Headlights
*Das Dippendontdazzelubasted
Highway Code
*Der Wipen fur Arsen
Indicators
*Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
Juggernaut
*Der Fukkengratt Trukken
Learner
*Die Twatten Mit Elplate
Near Accident
*Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen
Parking Meter
*Die Tennarpincscher und Zlockenarr
Power Brakes
*Der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquick
Puncture
*Die Phlatt Mit Bludyfucken
Rear View Mirror
*Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan
Seat Belt
*Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
Skid
*Der Banannen Waltzen
Speedometer
*Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
Traffic Jam
*Die Bluddifukkindamundblast
Tyres
*Flatfahrts
Windscreen Wiper
*Der flippenflappenmuckenspredder

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A Blond Paints the Porch

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman.

The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?"

"Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie.

"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.

"Is fifty bucks OK?" Julie asked.

"Yeah that's great.? You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."

The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks!? Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.

"Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.

About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.

The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"

"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"

The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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MissBlondie · 01-03-2003, 10:30 AM

hahaha that's funny... blondes aren't really that dumb, well maybe some, but not ALL

Eric4Nitrous · 01-03-2003, 10:48 AM

I know a blonde that's pretty intelligent and pretty.

Crazy Horse GT · 01-03-2003, 11:52 AM

lmao pretty funny. no miss blondie not all blondes are dumb, the last joke was cool because she kinda burned the couple with the porch lol.

1969Mach1 · 01-03-2003, 12:27 PM

lol that last one was pretty funny. I know one blonde that has to be the dumbest person I will ever encounter. She is a great and very nice person, but she isn't to smart. lol I had to explain to her one day what shinny meant. lol As if I was to refer to over there by the shinny car. lol

Either way, good jokes.

§am.

01-03-2003, 10:12 AM	#1
rustang girl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: LA, or Bakersfield, CA Posts: 273	A couple jokes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, " why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- English / German Car Phrases How would the Germans pronounce English car words and phrases? Accident Das Bleedinkmess Backfire Der Lowdenbangrmekkenjumpen Bonnet Pullnob und Knucklechoppen Breathalyser Der Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen Clutch Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken Cyclist Der Peddalpushink Pilloken Double White Lines Overtaken und Krunchen Estate Car Die Bagzeroomforshagginaute Exhaust Spitzenpoppenhangentuben Exhaust Fumes Dar koffundschplitterpoluter Fog Warning Die Puttenklogdown und Fukkit Fuel Gauge Der Walletemptyung Meter Garage Der Haiway Robberung Gear Lever Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen Headlights Das Dippendontdazzelubasted Highway Code Der Wipen fur Arsen Indicators Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken Juggernaut Der Fukkengratt Trukken Learner Die Twatten Mit Elplate Near Accident Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen Parking Meter Die Tennarpincscher und Zlockenarr Power Brakes Der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquick Puncture Die Phlatt Mit Bludyfucken Rear View Mirror Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan Seat Belt Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper Skid Der Banannen Waltzen Speedometer Der Egobooster und Linenshooter Traffic Jam Die Bluddifukkindamundblast Tyres Flatfahrts Windscreen Wiper Der flippenflappenmuckenspredder -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Blond Paints the Porch Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks OK?" Julie asked. "Yeah that's great.? You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks!? Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied. About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie. "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ Heidi 22/F/Cali. 1966 Mustang Coupe Ricer Hater's Club- member # 15 http://ricehatersclub.com/ http://MechaPS.com/

01-03-2003, 10:30 AM	#2
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	hahaha that's funny... blondes aren't really that dumb, well maybe some, but not ALL __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

01-03-2003, 10:48 AM	#3
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	I know a blonde that's pretty intelligent and pretty. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

01-03-2003, 11:52 AM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	lmao pretty funny. no miss blondie not all blondes are dumb, the last joke was cool because she kinda burned the couple with the porch lol. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

01-03-2003, 12:27 PM	#5
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol that last one was pretty funny. I know one blonde that has to be the dumbest person I will ever encounter. She is a great and very nice person, but she isn't to smart. lol I had to explain to her one day what shinny meant. lol As if I was to refer to over there by the shinny car. lol Either way, good jokes. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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