rice hater's club????

this is not cbring · 10-01-2002, 02:38 PM

i've been on the board a couple of days........and i've noticed the rice hater's stuff.........

well, i just checked out the link and it brings me to pose this question:

Aren't you tired of the whole "ricer" thing?

i've been checking out automotive websites and message boards for 5-6 years, and i haven't seen a new "ricer" pic or story or comparison in years.

i don't know, it kinda seems like an unhealthy obsession. why focus so much energy?

Eric4Nitrous · 10-01-2002, 02:55 PM

Because ricers suck. Don't take up for those baggy jean, disease carryin fags.

this is not cbring · 10-01-2002, 03:07 PM

Quote:

ricer (n.) - a kitchen utensil in which soft foods are pressed through a perforated container to produce strings

i've never used, but i don't think they suck..........i imagine they can be quite useful

tireburner163 · 10-01-2002, 03:09 PM

First of all I'd like to say that there is a difference between a import and a ricer. "Rice" is a additude, not a car. They are the opposite of real car guys. All show and no go.

They dont' know JACK about cars, but act like can rebuild it in there sleep.

We're simply tired of being told by some 17 year old that his Honda, with it's 4 foot tall wing, nasty ground effects, and huge amounts of stickers, is "phat" and that our domestics suck.

At the local crusie spot I hang out at there is a Integra that uninformed people think it performance God, he ran and 14.5. And it's turbocharged!!!! So whoo hoo and heavily modded 4 banger still isn't as fast as 99+ stang and can run with a stock 5.0(that is IF there are any stock 5.0's left). Well whoo hoo, there are 2 Hondas in town that can run 12's. There are hundreds of domestics in town that run 12's.

So in essence, ricers are everything we hate.

log onto AIM and I'll explain it to you better.

PKRWUD · 10-01-2002, 04:35 PM

Go back to the website, and read the Ricer's Kill Story. That pretty much explains it all.

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 10-01-2002, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tireburner163
and a heavily modded 4 banger still isn't as fast as 99+ stang

true enough, but those 6cylinder guys are a little different...id walk on a sotck guy, but if he did a few things hell be up with me and easily passing me...pisses me off when it happens...lol...usually its a prelude/integra with a huge turbo tho....so i just go "whisssshh" at him

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5.0L_Of_Fury · 10-01-2002, 04:50 PM

"2002 vw gti 1.8T".....psssst guys....hes rice....

PKRWUD · 10-01-2002, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4cyl_Of_Fury
"2002 vw gti 1.8T".....psssst guys....hes rice....

You may be right, but you never know. I have seen quite a few very respectable GTI's.

Take care,
~Chris

this is not cbring · 10-01-2002, 07:48 PM

well, riddle me this, what would make my car "rice"?????

my whole point isn't that these people shouldn't be made fun of..........my point is that i struggle to find a thread that doesn't have a "rice" comment or something about "rice" in a sig.........

and if it still is funny to you, go snap some new pics or tell some new stories instead of recirculating that same old jokes...........i'll even make a post to get you started..........

i remember sitting in the computer lab during general studies courses and laughing over those very same pics and stories on that site.........and i've been out of college for a year and a half now........so that was 4 or 5 years ago

this is not cbring · 10-01-2002, 08:03 PM

here is a recent "ricer" experience

84LX89GT · 10-01-2002, 09:13 PM

People have all sorts of ricer stories on this board, there's everywhere now. You can hear stories about them at car show, race tracks, hell even living accross the street. If you go back a year on the street racer and General discussion board, you could probably read at least 100 different threads with all original stories with people sharing their experiences. I could give you a whole handful off the top of my head if i wanted. The guys that have been on this board for awhile have shared these stories and in fact, it's how the "ricer hater's club" started. Even the guys who have been on the board a few months understand.

Another thing you have to realize that is besides our common bond to mustangs, another thing alot of people have in common is encounters with "rice" cars and the idiots who drive them. This is something that is easy to joke about, and in my opinion it's funny. If i owned a European, or Japanese car, chances are i probably would only like a few people that are in that genre, but it so happens there are a lot more people that are more go than show that drive mustangs on this site.

If you go to www.mustangworld.com and look through the readers rides and through the tech articles you'll see alot of domestic rice on that site. You'll see base V6 mustangs, stock other than "cold air intake" "exhaust" "altezza lenses" "yellow stickers everywhere" "Titanium Ultra Blue HID Euro Style headlight bulbs" with Cobra badges plastered all over the place, Roush Stickers with nothing Roush no them, etc. etc. etc.

This stuff is considered to by ricey (rice is considered to be both idiocy/arrogance of the driver as well as a "distastefully customized vehicle" that is basically slow and/or hacked together).
This stuff singularly may not throw the vehicle into ricetitude, but combined it is the foundation of riciness:
1. Altezza Lights on something other than an altezza (i think they're just gross anyway)
2. Fog lights all over the place
3. Big Banners/Stickers all over the body
4. Mis-spelled/unreadable banners/stickers such as: "Racing Konseptz" or "Honda @$#%! (japanese characters)"......unless the person is sponsored at it's an actual race car. Even then it's still ugly as hell.
5. Wings that stand close to the roof. Especially those ugly Erector set wings.
6. Unpainted body kits (just ugly) If you can afford the kit, get the damn thing painted for christ's sake. At least save up till you can get them done together.
7. Yellow (ugly) accents - for example yellow air vents accenting blue interior
8. 11,000 rpm 5" monster tachometer blocking view through windshield.
9. Seats reclined during normal driving to the point where they're touching the rear seats.
10. Pointless fire extinguisher mounted on A-pillar
11. YoU TyPe LiKe tHiS fOr nO ApPaReNt ReAsOn.

So i hope this answers a few questions you may have. Please feel free to enjoy the other posts on this site other than the rice ones. The rice posts are less than about 5% of what people talk about normally. Just look at all the tech boards. Hope this clears things up a bit. Welcome to mustangworks!

Eric4Nitrous · 10-01-2002, 09:18 PM

Let me be the first to say..YOU SIR ARE A RICER.

10-01-2002, 10:05 PM

boy you sure are very quick to tell us off for having a bit of fun. i know some ricer guys and they make fun of us for having "boring" cars that don't look fast. but as i always say "you can make anything look fast, but that don't make it fast."
and why do you care so much what we think about them anyways? does it make that big of an impact on your "so very" important life? can you whine any more? what am i saying you sound like a ricer and they always whine or make excuses. and heres some advice if you don't like reading about this passe ricers stuff then just don't read it and stop annoying those of us trying to have a bit of humour in our lives.

Hammer · 10-01-2002, 11:11 PM

Quote:

i haven't seen a new "ricer" pic or story or comparison in years.

I'm sure you've scoped out street racer's corner... How can you miss all of the "new" and "original" stories there?

Oh yea, some blasts from the past:

http://forums.mustangworks.com/showt...?threadid=9724

http://forums.mustangworks.com/showt...threadid=18207

Remember rice is an attitude, not a make or model of car....

Crazy Horse GT · 10-01-2002, 11:21 PM

why so defensive my friend, do you have a scaffold spoiler on the rear of afwd car, 4,00 sticker's , including- nnnnaawwwzz, sounds like a rice rice baby. lol

10-01-2002, 02:38 PM	#1
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	rice hater's club???? i've been on the board a couple of days........and i've noticed the rice hater's stuff......... well, i just checked out the link and it brings me to pose this question: Aren't you tired of the whole "ricer" thing? i've been checking out automotive websites and message boards for 5-6 years, and i haven't seen a new "ricer" pic or story or comparison in years. i don't know, it kinda seems like an unhealthy obsession. why focus so much energy? __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-01-2002, 02:55 PM	#2
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	Because ricers suck. Don't take up for those baggy jean, disease carryin fags. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-01-2002, 03:09 PM	#4
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	First of all I'd like to say that there is a difference between a import and a ricer. "Rice" is a additude, not a car. They are the opposite of real car guys. All show and no go. They dont' know JACK about cars, but act like can rebuild it in there sleep. We're simply tired of being told by some 17 year old that his Honda, with it's 4 foot tall wing, nasty ground effects, and huge amounts of stickers, is "phat" and that our domestics suck. At the local crusie spot I hang out at there is a Integra that uninformed people think it performance God, he ran and 14.5. And it's turbocharged!!!! So whoo hoo and heavily modded 4 banger still isn't as fast as 99+ stang and can run with a stock 5.0(that is IF there are any stock 5.0's left). Well whoo hoo, there are 2 Hondas in town that can run 12's. There are hundreds of domestics in town that run 12's. So in essence, ricers are everything we hate. log onto AIM and I'll explain it to you better. __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide Last edited by tireburner163; 10-01-2002 at 03:15 PM..

10-01-2002, 04:35 PM	#5
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Go back to the website, and read the Ricer's Kill Story. That pretty much explains it all. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

10-01-2002, 04:50 PM	#7
5.0L_Of_Fury Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Mayfield,KY,USA Posts: 288	"2002 vw gti 1.8T".....psssst guys....hes rice.... __________________ OLD NAME:4cyl_Of_Fury 1990 LX 5.0 Hatchback K&N,March Ram Air,Strut Tower Brace '93LX Hatchback !FOR SALE No Substitute For Cubic Inches! BURN EM UP fivepointzero@kytnar.org "Give 'Er Hell" "They Call It Minute Rice..Gee Are Those Actually Track Times?" Firemen: We Find 'Em Hot And Leave 'Em Wet" Rice Haters Club Member #23 (GM Ricer Fads) Gotta Love Hatin 'Em CLUTCHES,FUEL PUMP RELAYS,FOUR CYLINDERS

10-01-2002, 07:48 PM	#9
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	well, riddle me this, what would make my car "rice"????? my whole point isn't that these people shouldn't be made fun of..........my point is that i struggle to find a thread that doesn't have a "rice" comment or something about "rice" in a sig......... and if it still is funny to you, go snap some new pics or tell some new stories instead of recirculating that same old jokes...........i'll even make a post to get you started.......... i remember sitting in the computer lab during general studies courses and laughing over those very same pics and stories on that site.........and i've been out of college for a year and a half now........so that was 4 or 5 years ago __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-01-2002, 08:03 PM	#10
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	here is a recent "ricer" experience __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-01-2002, 09:13 PM	#11
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	People have all sorts of ricer stories on this board, there's everywhere now. You can hear stories about them at car show, race tracks, hell even living accross the street. If you go back a year on the street racer and General discussion board, you could probably read at least 100 different threads with all original stories with people sharing their experiences. I could give you a whole handful off the top of my head if i wanted. The guys that have been on this board for awhile have shared these stories and in fact, it's how the "ricer hater's club" started. Even the guys who have been on the board a few months understand. Another thing you have to realize that is besides our common bond to mustangs, another thing alot of people have in common is encounters with "rice" cars and the idiots who drive them. This is something that is easy to joke about, and in my opinion it's funny. If i owned a European, or Japanese car, chances are i probably would only like a few people that are in that genre, but it so happens there are a lot more people that are more go than show that drive mustangs on this site. If you go to www.mustangworld.com and look through the readers rides and through the tech articles you'll see alot of domestic rice on that site. You'll see base V6 mustangs, stock other than "cold air intake" "exhaust" "altezza lenses" "yellow stickers everywhere" "Titanium Ultra Blue HID Euro Style headlight bulbs" with Cobra badges plastered all over the place, Roush Stickers with nothing Roush no them, etc. etc. etc. This stuff is considered to by ricey (rice is considered to be both idiocy/arrogance of the driver as well as a "distastefully customized vehicle" that is basically slow and/or hacked together). This stuff singularly may not throw the vehicle into ricetitude, but combined it is the foundation of riciness: 1. Altezza Lights on something other than an altezza (i think they're just gross anyway) 2. Fog lights all over the place 3. Big Banners/Stickers all over the body 4. Mis-spelled/unreadable banners/stickers such as: "Racing Konseptz" or "Honda @$#%! (japanese characters)"......unless the person is sponsored at it's an actual race car. Even then it's still ugly as hell. 5. Wings that stand close to the roof. Especially those ugly Erector set wings. 6. Unpainted body kits (just ugly) If you can afford the kit, get the damn thing painted for christ's sake. At least save up till you can get them done together. 7. Yellow (ugly) accents - for example yellow air vents accenting blue interior 8. 11,000 rpm 5" monster tachometer blocking view through windshield. 9. Seats reclined during normal driving to the point where they're touching the rear seats. 10. Pointless fire extinguisher mounted on A-pillar 11. YoU TyPe LiKe tHiS fOr nO ApPaReNt ReAsOn. So i hope this answers a few questions you may have. Please feel free to enjoy the other posts on this site other than the rice ones. The rice posts are less than about 5% of what people talk about normally. Just look at all the tech boards. Hope this clears things up a bit. Welcome to mustangworks! __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

10-01-2002, 09:18 PM	#12
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	Let me be the first to say..YOU SIR ARE A RICER. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-01-2002, 10:05 PM	#13
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	boy you sure are very quick to tell us off for having a bit of fun. i know some ricer guys and they make fun of us for having "boring" cars that don't look fast. but as i always say "you can make anything look fast, but that don't make it fast." and why do you care so much what we think about them anyways? does it make that big of an impact on your "so very" important life? can you whine any more? what am i saying you sound like a ricer and they always whine or make excuses. and heres some advice if you don't like reading about this passe ricers stuff then just don't read it and stop annoying those of us trying to have a bit of humour in our lives.

10-01-2002, 11:21 PM	#15
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	why so defensive my friend, do you have a scaffold spoiler on the rear of afwd car, 4,00 sticker's , including- nnnnaawwwzz, sounds like a rice rice baby. lol __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

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