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08-13-2002, 07:14 PM | #1 |
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Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view)
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. Ê 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. Ê 4. It is important that these three women never meet. Ê Take care, ~Chris
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08-13-2002, 07:16 PM | #2 |
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You are a genious
You da man......I guess I better go find 2 more.
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08-13-2002, 07:30 PM | #3 |
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.......at this point I'd settle for any one of the three.
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08-13-2002, 07:41 PM | #4 |
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Chris, are you married??
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08-13-2002, 07:43 PM | #5 |
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too funny!
Chris, you ROCK!!!!
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08-13-2002, 07:50 PM | #6 |
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THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!! I'm going to my mothers house!
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08-13-2002, 08:08 PM | #7 | |
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08-13-2002, 08:11 PM | #8 |
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Dude you should write a book
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What a concept. Next you'll be telling me you know the difference between impact sockets and standard sockets (or Whitworth sockets ) Take care, ~Chris
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08-14-2002, 02:32 AM | #12 |
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Hell i must be one very lucky guy. I got a women that does all 3. Especialy number 2 and 3.
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08-14-2002, 11:36 AM | #13 | |
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08-14-2002, 11:48 AM | #14 |
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Would a "socket-to-me" reference be out of place right now?
I think she can hang out in the pits for sure. Somebody else is going to have to make the beer runs.
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08-14-2002, 12:20 PM | #15 |
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LOL @Deuce thanks for the "pit pass" Maby I'll breig my Hilti TE-54 or TE-25 so Chris can get out of that hole he just dug lmao.
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08-14-2002, 12:34 PM | #17 |
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LOL tireburner & deuce you guys are too funny
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08-14-2002, 04:17 PM | #20 | |
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? (they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.) 3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK? ( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock) |
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