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![]() SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view)
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. Ê 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. Ê 4. It is important that these three women never meet. Ê ![]() Take care, ~Chris
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![]() You are a genious
![]() You da man......I guess I better go find 2 more.
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92' LX-Big brakes, Lots and lots of suspension, GT40X heads, Ported cobra intake, stock cam, Vortech SC trim. 00' Lightning-Stock 88'CRX-13 second ego killer |
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![]() .......at this point I'd settle for any one of the three.
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1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13 |
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![]() Chris, are you married??
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![]() Chris, you ROCK!!!!
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![]() THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!!
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![]() Dude you should write a book
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What a concept. Next you'll be telling me you know the difference between impact sockets and standard sockets (or Whitworth sockets ![]() ![]() Take care, ~Chris
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![]() Hell i must be one very lucky guy. I got a women that does all 3. Especialy number 2 and 3.
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Our special of the day is metric blended in with a DEEP sae garnish. And for a side you get 10 finley polished 3/8 drive hex bits blended with Torx Is that for here or to go ? ![]() |
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![]() Would a "socket-to-me" reference be out of place right now?
![]() I think she can hang out in the pits for sure. Somebody else is going to have to make the beer runs.
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![]() LOL @Deuce thanks for the "pit pass" Maby I'll breig my Hilti TE-54 or TE-25 so Chris can get out of that hole he just dug lmao.
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![]() LOL tireburner & deuce you guys are too funny
Would anyone here like to see our wine list? ROFLMAO!! |
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? (they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.) 3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK? ( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock) |
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