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08-12-2002, 04:37 PM | #1 |
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Classic Stuff....
Rice, Rice Baby
(Sung to the tune of Ice, Ice Baby) ---------------------------------------------------- Yo, VTEC, lets kick it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Alright stop - collaborate and listen, Rice is back with a brand new invention. Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly, 6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly. Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know, hit my neon lights, and I'll glow. To tha extreme my car looks like a candle, and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal. Dance, I got a speaker that booms, this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room. Deadly, listen to tha dope melody, if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony. Love it or leave it you can't gain way, with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day. If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front drive revolves it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Now that my suspension is jumpin', my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin. Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin', cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon. Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble, you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol. In your souped up E-clipse or G-T-O... I'm on a roll, I always ride solo. Rollin', in my 2 point 0, it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow. Tha girlies on stand by, don't even want to say "Hi". Did ya stop? No, I just flew by. Kept on, pursuing to tha next block, I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop. The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Westheimer Avenue! Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghini's. Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine, ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine. If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front drive revolves it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet, Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it. My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound, rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground. 'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel. 4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna step WITH THIS. In my rearview you'll fade, slice like a Ginsu, sounds like a Kitchen- Aid. So fast, that all tha VR-4's say "DAMN!", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha gram. Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose, magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice. If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front drive revolves it, Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby... Yo, we outta here...
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08-12-2002, 04:42 PM | #2 |
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lmfao, that is some funny **** dude
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08-12-2002, 04:42 PM | #3 |
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That was great man. You come up with that yourself?
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08-12-2002, 04:43 PM | #4 |
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That is beautiful. I might have to bust that out at a Karioke bar this weekend. See how much trouble I get in.
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08-12-2002, 04:44 PM | #5 |
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Hehe,
Didn't come from me.... Its been on the internet for years...
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08-12-2002, 05:04 PM | #6 |
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Really?? Where have I been? Always not so fashionably late that's me!
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-Ian Christopher -84 VW Vanagon (Stock so far but it barks 3rd ) -67 Dodge Polara (383 punched 30, Heavy head work, Mopar Performance single plane intake, Holley 750, electric fuel pump, Holley regulator, .484 duration cam, FRIED bottom end!) DOH!!! Fried the #1 rod bearing. Stroker kit coming! -01 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (Clear lenses, shaved fender, rear signals in the rear housing, baffles removed, Deals Gap dragon on the tail.) |
08-12-2002, 05:13 PM | #7 |
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LMAO that is great !! We need that on the RHC web page!
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08-12-2002, 10:27 PM | #8 |
It's a lot like a race car
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
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08-12-2002, 10:31 PM | #9 |
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Just downloaded it off blubster heehee!
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08-12-2002, 10:36 PM | #10 |
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08-12-2002, 11:49 PM | #11 |
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rotflmao, hammer that should be r.h.c. official song, but i aint da prez anymore, too funny, hehehe. cya marty.
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08-13-2002, 02:35 AM | #13 |
He said Member...heh, heh
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LOL I love it!
Rollin', in my 2 point 0... LMFAO
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08-13-2002, 02:38 AM | #14 | |
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 |
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