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12-10-2002, 03:35 AM | #1 |
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This Is Why I Live In The South!!/TOO FUNNY!/
THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY NOT TO SHARE W/ YA'LL YANKEES UP YONDER THERE!!!!!
Got this email the other day...... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! TNT December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 14 - Snow lovely snow! 8"last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my *** on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel. December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white **** fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the ******* is lying. December 23 - Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying. December 24 - 6." Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a ***** who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow. December 25 - Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE ***** is driving me crazy!!! December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver he is now suing me for a million dollars not only the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ***. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted. December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
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12-10-2002, 04:20 AM | #2 |
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*LMAO*
Alot of this sounds like our winter weather here in South Dakota |
12-10-2002, 07:27 AM | #3 |
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LMAO!
Not quite that extreme here in IN, but by the time Spring decides to make an apperance I am always more than ready for warm weather and no f***ing SNOW!!! Thanks for the laugh Christine Kelly |
12-10-2002, 12:43 PM | #4 |
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still no snow here in florida....nope...we get two days of rain...strong thunderstorms and tornado watches...Oooo!...lol....i couldnt see 100ft infront of me driving back up here yesterday on the highway....the trucks brake lights were only visible up close....horribly scary....*shudder*....longest its ever taken me to do that drive...
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12-10-2002, 12:45 PM | #5 |
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That is the funniest ***** I've seen all day. Thanks, I needed that!!!!!!
Caymon
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12-10-2002, 02:36 PM | #6 |
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Snow??
heheheh
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12-10-2002, 07:16 PM | #7 |
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That must be the stuff they are always talking about on the weather channel,been meaning to see some of it one day ***Snikker**::::::::::fleeeeeeeeee
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12-10-2002, 07:23 PM | #8 |
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That's still a classic story.
The first time I heard it was about 8 years ago and it still gives me a chuckle. We've had 41 inches so far this year.
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12-11-2002, 02:02 AM | #9 |
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lmao, except for the ocassional 2 foot snow we get about every ten years , we dont get a lot, THAT'S WHY I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, lol.
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12-11-2002, 03:52 PM | #10 |
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That's great! Not quite that bad here in Chicago. It's funny how at the beginning of the season everyone is in the spirit and doesn't mind it so much, but after scrappin the ice off your vehicle after work for the 6th week in a row, it becomes not so pretty and fun anymore.... Plus the snow gets brown on the roads woohoo it's a high of 44 today right now!
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12-11-2002, 05:54 PM | #11 |
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Pittsburgh winters haven't been very bad the last few years...Did I just jinx it this year by saying that??
I still remember back in 94 or 95 when we got 20+ inches of snow in 20 hours. I hope that doesn't happen again...
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12-11-2002, 06:13 PM | #12 |
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LMFAO, thats funny.
hehe, but i know what its like to shovel snow, pain in the ***
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