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PKRWUD
08-20-2002, 03:48 AM
(fromSeptember's Playboy: )

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches.

:D

Take care,
~Chris

Coupe Devil
08-20-2002, 08:08 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH I got ya man,thats a good one..

Bradley

1969Mach1
08-20-2002, 08:16 AM
lol :D That's a good one. hehehe

§am.

The Deuce
08-20-2002, 11:54 AM
..tick..tick..tick.., oh I get it now.

Nice one.

Shelby428cj
08-20-2002, 02:00 PM
lol I don't know what was funnier the joke or deuce being a little slow!!!:D

RBatson
08-21-2002, 10:25 PM
HEHEHEHE!!!! Ok, she's asleep now I can play, heeh.

What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley motorcycle?

The placement of the dirtbag. :D

Its a joke, ok? HEEH

RBatson
08-21-2002, 10:28 PM
Guy goes into a gas station and ask the old man behind the counter: What's the fastest way from here to Raleigh?

Old man: you walking or driving?

Guy: Driving.

Old man: Yep, that's the fastest way.

jj_jonathon
08-22-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by RBatson
Guy goes into a gas station and ask the old man behind the counter: What's the fastest way from here to Raleigh?

Old man: you walking or driving?

Guy: Driving.

Old man: Yep, that's the fastest way.

ROFLMAO! ....oh geez...the simplest one and i thought it was hilarious...says a lot for my personality i guess hrm? i was along the same lines as deuce for the first joke...lol..


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