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12-17-2002 07:05 PM |
Car Acronyms
Car Acronyms- Acura
*A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
*All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
*Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
*Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
*Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
*Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
*Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
*Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
*Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
- AMC
*A Major Cost
*A Mini Can
*A Morons Car
*A Mutated Car
*Ain't My Car
*All Makes Combined
*All Makes of Cars
*American Made Cr*p
*Another Major Catastrophe
*Another Mess of Crap
- Audi
*Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
*Again Under Dealership Inspection
*Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
*Always Unsafe Design Implementations
*Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
*Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
*Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
*Another Useless Device Installed
*Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing
*Automobile Under Demonic Influence
*Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- Beetle
*Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
*By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally
- Benz
*Because Engineers (k)Now Zen
*Bought Enough New Zhit?
- Bow Tie
*Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
- BMW
*Babbling Mechanical Wench
*Bad Man Wagon
*Barely Moving Wreck
*Basic Marin Wheels
*Bastard Money Wielders
*Bavarian Mud Wagon
*Beastly Mechanical Wonder
*Beastly Monstrous Wonder
*Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
*Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
*Because Mom's Wealthy
*Big Man Wannabe
*Big Money Works
*Big Money Waste
*Big Money Waster
*Big Money, Why?
*Black Man's Wish
*Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
*Born Moderately Wealthy
*Bought My Wife
*Bowel Movement Wagon
*Brakes Might Work
*Break My Window
*Break My Windows
*Break My Windshield
*Breaks Most Wrenches
*Bring Many Wrenches
*Bring Mechanic's Wrench
*Brings Me Women
*Brings More Women
*Broke My Wallet
*Broken Money Waster
*Broken Monstrous Wonder
*Brutal Money Waster
*Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
*Busted My Wallet
- Buick
*Big Ugly Import Car Killer
*Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
*Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
*Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
*Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
*Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
*Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
*Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
*Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
*Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
*Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
- Cadillac
*Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
*Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
*Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
- Camaro
*Can't America Make A Real One?
*Can't Americans Make A Real One?
- Chevrolet
*Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
*Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
*Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
*Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
*Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
*Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
*Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
*Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time
*Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
- Chevy
*Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
*Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
*Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
*Charged HEaVilY
*Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
*Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard
*Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
- Chrysler
*Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
*Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
*Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research
- Chryco
*Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun
*Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
- Citroen
*Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
*Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes
- Corvette
*Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly
- Datsun
*Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
- Dodge
*Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater
*Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy
*Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
*Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
*Dead Old Dog Going East
*Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
*Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
*Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
*Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
*Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
*Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
*Dont Over Drive Gutless Engine
*Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
*Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
*Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
*Driven Only During Grey Evenings
*Drops Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
- Edsel
*Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame
*Every Day Something Else Leaks
- E.F.I.
*Extra F*cking Insurance
- Fiat
*Failure in Automotive Technology
*Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
*Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
*Fix It Again Tony?
*Fix It Again, Tony!
*Fix It All tha Time
*Fix It All the Time
*Freak'n Italian Army Tank
*F**ked In the *** Twice
*F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
*F**ker Only Runs Downhill
- Ford
*Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
*Fabricated Of Refried Dung
*Fails On Rainy Days
*Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill
*Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
*Fault Of R&D
*Finally Obsolete Racing Device
*Fireball On Rear Denting
*First On Race Day
*First On Recall Day
*First On Road to Dump
*First On Rust and Deterioration
*Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
*Fix Or Repair Daily
*Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
*Flipping Over Results in Death
*Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
*Fool Only Runs Downhill
*Foot On Road Decelerates
*For Only Redneck Drivers
*Forced On Reluctant Drivers
*Fork Over Repair Dough
*Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
*Formed Of Rejected DNA
*Forward Only; Reverse Defective
*Forwarded Once; Return Denied
*Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
*Found On Road Dead
*Found On Rockville Dump
*Found On Rubbish Dumps
*Four Old Rusty Doors
*Fourth On Race Day
*Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
*Free Or Reduced Drastically
*Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
*Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
*F*cked on Race Day
*F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
*F**kin' Old Rusty Dodge
*F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
*F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
*F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
*Fukin Okies Really Dig'em
*Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
*Funky Old Rusty Dodge
*Funny Old Rattling Dump
- GEO
*Get 'Er Outtahere
*Get Everyone Out
*Getting Even Ourway
*Good Engineering Overlooked
*Got Engine, Oh?
*Grotesque Engineering Outdated
- GM
*Garbage Motors
*Get a Mopar!
*General Maintenance
*General Malfunction
*General Mistake
*Generally Miserable
*Generous Motors
*Gluteus Maximus
*Great Mistake
*Grossly Misconceived
*Grungy Merchandise
- GMC
*Garage Mechanics Companion
*Garage Man's Companion
*General Mass of Crap
*General Mess of Crud
*Generally Made Crappy
*Generally Mediocre Cars
*Get More Chicks
*Gets Mechanics Crazy
*Gods Mechanical Curse
*Got a Mechanic Coming
*Got Mechanic Coming
*Got More Crap
*Gotta Mechanic Coming
*Gotta Mechanic Coming?
*Great Motor Car
*Great Mountain Climber
*Great Muscle Cars
*Grungy Merchandise
- G.T.I.
*Got Tossers Inside
- GTO
*Gas, Tires, Oil
*Get Tickets Often
*Get Tires Often
- Honda
*Had One Never Did Again
*Hand Over Dollars to Asians
*Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
*Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
*Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
*Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
*Helping Out Nips Destroying America
*Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
*How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
- Hyundia
*Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
- Iroc
*I Race Other Cars
*I Run Over Children
*Idiot Runs Over Cats
*Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
*I'm Really Out of Cash
*Italian Retard Out Cruising
*It's Really Only a Camaro
- Jaguar
*Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
*Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
*Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
- Jeep
*Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
*Jr. Engineered Every Part
*Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
*Jumps Everything Ever Parked
*Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
*Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
*JUST Enough Engine Power
*Just Eats Every Part
*Just Everyone Elses Parts
*Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
*Just Eat Every Pickle
- LTD
*Long Term Debt
*Long Term Disability
*Lousy Transportation Dammit
- Mazda
*Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
*Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
*Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
*Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
*My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
- Mercedes
*Magnificently Engineered Car Enjoyed Daily, Especially Sundays
*Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
*Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
- Mercury
*Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
*Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?
*Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You
*Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")
- Metro
*Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On
*Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off!
*May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism
*May Every Thing Rattle On
*Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out
*Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
*My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out
- MG
*Might Go
*Mobile Garbage
*Money Grabber
*Money Guzzler
- Mopar
*Made Of Plastic And Rubber
*Made Of Plastic And Rust
*Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
*Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
*Massively OverPowered And Respected
*Masters Of Performance and Racing
*Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
*Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
*Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas
*More Overall Performance And Reliability
*Most Often Passed At Races
*Most Often Proven At the Racetrack
*Most OverPowered And Respected
*MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
*Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly
*Mostly Old Paint And Rust
*Mostly Old Parts And Rust
*Mounds Of Power And Revs
*Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
*Move Over People Are Racing
*Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
*My Old Pig Ain't Running
*My Old Pig Always Roars
*My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
*My Only Problems Are Repairs
- Mustang
*Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good
*Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- NAPA
*Never Any Parts Available
- Nissan
*Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
*Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
*Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
*Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
*Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
- Olds
*Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled
*Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
*One Leak, Dead Starter
- Oldsmobile
*Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
*Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
*Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
*Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
*Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
*Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
*Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
- Pinto
*Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
*Performance Is Not The Object
*Put In New Transmission Often
*Put In Nickel To Operate
*Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
- Plymouth
*Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
*Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
- Pontiac
*Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
*Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
*Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
*Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
*Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac
- Porsche
*Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
*Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
*Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
*Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
*Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
*Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
*Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
*Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
- Probe
*Plainly Runs Only By Exception
- Rabbit
*Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy!
*Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried
- Renault
*Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
- Saab
*Sad Attempt At Beauty
*Send Another Auto Back
*Send Another Automobile Back
*Shape Appears ***-Backwards
*Slick As A Brick
*Sorry Auto, Always Broken
*Stupid, Arrogant ******* Babies
*Such an arrogant bastard!
*Swedish Auto - Always Broken
*Swedish Auto's Are Best
*Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
- Sable
*Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime
- Saturn
*Sexy As Two Unbelievably Rugged Neanderthals
*Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
- STP
*Stop Those Pistons
- Subaru
*Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
*Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
*U R A BUS (read backwards)
- Toyota
*Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
*The One You Ought To Avoid
*Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
*Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
*Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A
*Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
- Triumph
*The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
*The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
*This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
*Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod.
*Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
- Vanagon
*Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve
- Volkswagen
*Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (Not)
- Volvo
*Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW
*Very Worthless
*Virtually Worthless
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