Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 05:46 PM

Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm

*According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

*Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents?

*In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

*I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?

Take care,
~Chris

1969Mach1 · 08-19-2002, 05:53 PM

lol Quite very true statements. Sure does make you wonder . . . .

§am.

jj_jonathon · 08-19-2002, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD
*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

what makes this so funny is that my younger brother asked that question yesterday at dinner while pouring milk..."i wonder what kind of sicko it took to first drink cow's milk"....lmao

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*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

maybe you need a better refridgerator/freezer....our fridges have lights in the freezers...i love them

great for finding those little microwavable pizzas at 2AM...

...good post

MustangKelly96 · 08-19-2002, 06:09 PM

Those were great and so very true!
Thanks for sharing Chris

The Deuce · 08-19-2002, 06:14 PM

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*Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents?

Simply because all tax cuts are supposed to be "revenue neutral" over a 10 year period. You never see the real cuts, because new legislation makes a new 10 year plan.

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*I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

I often think, "Where's a woman when I need one?"

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by The Deuce

I often think, "Where's a woman when I need one?"

Not fixing dinner like she should be, that's for sure!!!

Hmph!

Take care,
~Chris

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by jj_jonathon
maybe you need a better refridgerator/freezer....our fridges have lights in the freezers...

Show-off.

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 08-19-2002, 06:48 PM

what do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

you kick her!

lol

induction · 08-19-2002, 07:28 PM

jj_jonathon · 08-19-2002, 09:34 PM

wow...that looks mean....hehe....

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 09:57 PM

Know why the kitchen cabinets are recessed 6 inches by the floor? So your wife can get closer to the sink and stove, where she belongs

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 09:58 PM

Know why women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

LOL.

PKRWUD · 08-19-2002, 09:59 PM

Okay, we're just having fun, right? I don't need to go lock my doors or anything, do I?

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 08-19-2002, 11:37 PM

no, but you might end up with a brick through a window or two....lol

The Deuce · 08-20-2002, 12:14 AM

Just watch out for a '65 driving down the wrong side of the road. That one could be trouble.

joe4speed · 08-20-2002, 12:19 AM

LOLOLOL Good list! I wonder about the freezer too, weird how that is!

PKRWUD · 08-20-2002, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by joe4speed
LOLOLOL Good list! I wonder about the freezer too, weird how that is!

I hear ya! Still, that "Recipe" one has my name engraved on it!
That is SOooooo me!

Take care,
~Chris

daveGT · 08-22-2002, 12:43 PM

"Know why women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink."

Good one!! LMAO!!

08-19-2002, 05:46 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents? In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." *How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue? Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-19-2002, 05:53 PM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol Quite very true statements. Sure does make you wonder . . . . §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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08-19-2002, 09:34 PM	#10
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	wow...that looks mean....hehe.... __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-19-2002, 06:09 PM	#4
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	Those were great and so very true! Thanks for sharing Chris

08-19-2002, 09:57 PM	#11
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Know why the kitchen cabinets are recessed 6 inches by the floor? So your wife can get closer to the sink and stove, where she belongs __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-19-2002, 09:58 PM	#12
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Know why women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink. LOL. __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-19-2002, 09:59 PM	#13
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Okay, we're just having fun, right? I don't need to go lock my doors or anything, do I? Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-19-2002, 11:37 PM	#14
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	no, but you might end up with a brick through a window or two....lol __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-20-2002, 12:14 AM	#15
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08-20-2002, 12:19 AM	#16
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOLOLOL Good list! I wonder about the freezer too, weird how that is! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

08-22-2002, 12:43 PM	#18
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