Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm

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Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm

*According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

*Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents?

*In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

*I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?



Take care,
~Chris