Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm
 

Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm

*According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

*Why does a "small tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" save you thirty cents?

*In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

*I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?

:D

Take care,
~Chris

:D lol Quite very true statements. Sure does make you wonder . . . .

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Re: Kinda Makes You Go Hmmmmmmm
 

what makes this so funny is that my younger brother asked that question yesterday at dinner while pouring milk..."i wonder what kind of sicko it took to first drink cow's milk"....lmao

maybe you need a better refridgerator/freezer....our fridges have lights in the freezers...i love them :) great for finding those little microwavable pizzas at 2AM...:D



...good post :D

Simply because all tax cuts are supposed to be "revenue neutral" over a 10 year period. You never see the real cuts, because new legislation makes a new 10 year plan.



I often think, "Where's a woman when I need one?"

Not fixing dinner like she should be, that's for sure!!! :mad:

Hmph!

Take care,
~Chris

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Show-off.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

what do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

you kick her!

lol :D:D:p

wow...that looks mean....hehe....

Know why the kitchen cabinets are recessed 6 inches by the floor? So your wife can get closer to the sink and stove, where she belongs

Know why women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

LOL.

Okay, we're just having fun, right? I don't need to go lock my doors or anything, do I?

:)

Take care,
~Chris

no, but you might end up with a brick through a window or two....lol :p:D

Just watch out for a '65 driving down the wrong side of the road. That one could be trouble.

LOLOLOL Good list! I wonder about the freezer too, weird how that is!

I hear ya! Still, that "Recipe" one has my name engraved on it!
That is SOooooo me!

:)

Take care,
~Chris

"Know why women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink."



Good one!! LMAO!!