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09-16-2002, 08:28 AM | #1 |
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Why I Want to Join the Rice Haters Club
OK so yesterday I'm cruizin in Beauty heading over to Taco Cabana (YUM YUM) and when I pull up there's a line at the to-go window. The urge for Cabana got to me so I waited in line. And, low and behold but what is in front of me but a ricer. NO BIG DEAL RIGHT? I looked the car over and at first thought, OK whatever. But then the guy starts to rev his beehive of a Honda at me. Typical. THEN he PURGES at me! WTF?!? THEN he leans out the window and talks crap at me. Well, I simply ignored the MFer and placed my order and got my Nachos (YUM YUM) and when I pulled out of the to-go lane THERE HE WAS! He was waiting for me. That's when I got a good look at the car. It was Black with wannabe Fast and the Furious decals, clear tail lights, a unicar spoiler that was 2 feet to tall, spare tires in the front, and those annoying ricer seat belts. So I pulled out onto the frontage road and here he comes looking for a little piece of Beauty. He pulls up next to me and revs so I simply give him a big smile and dropped a gear. I never saw the F****ER again. And I lived happily ever after.
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09-16-2002, 08:38 AM | #2 |
HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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hahaha... great kill, love the story to go with it. Some ricers are just plain ol' stupid dumbas*'s. Is Beauty your '68 Fastback?
§am.
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1969 Mustang Mach 1**Sold** 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car **For Sale - Email me for Info** 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4 |
09-16-2002, 08:43 AM | #3 |
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Answer to 1969Mach1
Here's the names:
Beauty: 99 GT Coupe (Black) Betty: 68 GT Fastback (Red as in redlilpony!) the Cobra: 98 Cobra Coupe (white) We've got so many we've gotta name em! |
09-16-2002, 08:54 AM | #4 |
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Yeh I just read up on it on your webpage. VERY NICE!
§am.
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1969 Mustang Mach 1**Sold** 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car **For Sale - Email me for Info** 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4 |
09-16-2002, 09:04 AM | #5 |
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Rice Haters......
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09-16-2002, 12:14 PM | #6 |
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Jodie, you just described 70% of the imports in my area. dang i hate those little turds. i have to say the end of your story was the bright spot in my day so far.
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09-17-2002, 12:16 AM | #7 |
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good kill on a ricer, lol, we have 2 kinds of ricer's now, the i lost & im curious type, then we have the bling bling, ghetto rice- usally an old gm with clear tailights, & 22 inch rim's, they both are fugly. gotta get a camera .
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09-17-2002, 08:51 AM | #8 |
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I WANT IN!
Sign me up! I'm in!
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09-17-2002, 10:34 AM | #9 | |
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I got myself a camera and take pictures of all the rice I see. lol Well the unusally funny rice atleast. I'll post some pics when I get home. lol §am.
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1969 Mustang Mach 1**Sold** 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car **For Sale - Email me for Info** 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4 |
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